Montgomery

A white person with the nigga card that can beat your ass tho.

Montgomery will beat yo ass

by coolme285 April 5, 2019

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montgomery steamroller

The process of fucking another’s mouth when a mix of cum and feces in the others mouth

Yesterday Johnny gave me a Montgomery Steamroller, I still have the taste in my mouth.

by TunasubBackwards069 May 28, 2019

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Simon Montgomery

Someone who doesn't understand the definition of nicknames.

Im Simon Montgomery I don't understand shit about nicknames.

by BPaws August 16, 2016

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montgomery

A girl who like to peg their boyfriend with a strap-on.

"wow tj is dating a montgomery"

by koolades July 22, 2016

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the biggest joke to walk on this earth. no one really likes her they just pretend to so they can hit her vape. Hannah is so annoying in every way possible and likes to try to fuck every football boy, but really they all think she’s a slut

me: omg that’s so gross you fucked that football boy, hannah montgomery slobbed on his knob

kelsie: EW i probably have chlaymidia now

everyone: ew hannah just told me she failed her test 40 times in a row, no one cares

by illfuckyourmom420 October 17, 2019

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Teeyon-Montgomery

the perfected art of 1. falling down multiple sets of stairs, able to make the turns necessary to continue down the next flight 2. fake passing out in front of perceived authority figures (such as bosses, teachers, etc.)

(pulling fire alarms for fun is known as an 'Aires')

hey, let's play a prank on the teacher....i'm going to Teeyon-Montgomery down these steps.

by xhuman August 26, 2012

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