the biggest joke to walk on this earth. no one really likes her they just pretend to so they can hit her vape. Hannah is so annoying in every way possible and likes to try to fuck every football boy, but really they all think she’s a slut
me: omg that’s so gross you fucked that football boy, hannah montgomery slobbed on his knob
kelsie: EW i probably have chlaymidia now
everyone: ew hannah just told me she failed her test 40 times in a row, no one cares
kelsie: EW i probably have chlaymidia now
everyone: ew hannah just told me she failed her test 40 times in a row, no one cares
by illfuckyourmom420 October 17, 2019

Jimmy-Bob: “What’d you do this weekend Cletus?”
Cletus: “I did a Montgomery Biscuit.”
Jimmy-Bob: “Congrats, fourth one for y’all right?”
Cletus: “I did a Montgomery Biscuit.”
Jimmy-Bob: “Congrats, fourth one for y’all right?”
by SisterLover69 August 30, 2025

The town of montgomery is a town in downstate (or upstate depending on how you see it) new york. Contains three villages. Maybrook is the smallest and full of stoners, village of montgomery is the second largest and is by far the nicest and richest. It's also kinda racist. Walden is the largest and worst one, but is also the most fun. If want to hang out with an old guy drinking vodka and/or smoking on his porch, go to walden or maybrook. But if you want to be yelled at by a middle aged racist white woman go to village of montgomery. It's pretty boring and most of the people suck, and walden and maybrook carry the town as a whole.
Person 1: want to go Montgomery?
Person 2: village or town, cause I'll go hangout in walden or maybrook but fuck the village.
Person 1: village.
Person 2: fuck that I'd prefer not to be stared at by a couple racist white women. let's go to walden or maybrook and smoke some weed in a school zone down the street from the police station.
Person 2: village or town, cause I'll go hangout in walden or maybrook but fuck the village.
Person 1: village.
Person 2: fuck that I'd prefer not to be stared at by a couple racist white women. let's go to walden or maybrook and smoke some weed in a school zone down the street from the police station.
by ballsinyourmouthlmao June 28, 2022

by Derek Larson March 5, 2025

by TunasubBackwards069 May 28, 2019

April Montgomery is a fictional character from the story The Shaw Brothers in the Episode app. Many people would call her a fruit because her love interest, Christopher Shaw, calls her apricot. However, by some people, she would be acknowledged as a crybaby. April is girl who’s very emotional and she cries every chapter of The Shaw Brothers. She even gave up Yale University for Christopher, and said he’s his whole world. All she wanted was some dick. She’s a very small girl who can’t reach the pedals while driving, so she may be a hazard to the people in traffic. She’s also very stupid, but can sometimes be very sweet.
by wh0re for shaw May 18, 2021

by Brauumi November 18, 2019
