monday morning quarterback

A person who analyzes the mistakes they made they day after they've made them. Derived from complaining over quarterbacks on monday morning after the sunday game.

Frank's complaining about what he should've done on his date last night like a Monday Morning Quarterback.

by OverAllComa January 13, 2005

morning missile

The erectile penis a man get when he wakes up, can be also known as morning wood.

I always wake up every day with a morning missile

by D'fo February 25, 2004

morning monster

a massive boner you get in the morning that just will not go away

Whilst I had the urge to stand and walk away from an unwanted conversation, my morning monster prevented me from doing so.

by bird June 18, 2004

Morning Wood

When you say good morning to someone with the surname "Wood". Initially it will sound like you are talking about a morning erection.

Morning Wood!
Im sorry what?
I said good morning Wood!

by hdver February 2, 2012

Morning Love

When your dog comes up to you and rubs his neck against your face to show affection

Man, you should have seen the morning love Wrigley gave me this afternoon.

by Seane222 February 25, 2010

Magic Morning

When you're woken up with oral sex.

"I woke up this morning with with his face between my legs. You could say it was a magic morning."
"How do you want to wake up? I'll take a magic morning."

by prelinguisticmajor February 19, 2019

Last Minute Morning

A term used to describe a morning where you quickly try to finish up an assignment that is due that day. Hence; "Last Minute Morning".

DUDE! I'm so tired because of procrastinating that project up until the last minute morning. I hope I get a good grade...

by DUD3sweet May 29, 2008