Skip to main content

monkey explanation

Person 1: why can’t we just print more money?
Person 2: Monkey explanation: Monkey 1 have 10 banana and monkey 2 have 2 banana monkey 1 rich monkey 2 poor, if tribe give monkey 2 10 banana, no rich monkey, no poor monkey, banana no value :(
by I read dictionaries December 9, 2021
mugGet the monkey explanation mug.

Hose Monkey

A term of endearment which refers to fire fighters. Usually used by police officers or other law enforcement officials.
Smell that BBQ by the fire hall? Those hose monkeys are cooking up a feast! Do they ever work?
by Wordy McWorderson March 19, 2010
mugGet the Hose Monkey mug.

Monkey Task

Part of your job that is a total waste of time and could easily be performed by a monkey instead of a human.
You read for lunch yet?
No, I have to finish my monkey task first.
by Office Space December 18, 2003
mugGet the Monkey Task mug.

CAD monkey

Somebody who has gone through years of difficult and strenuous education in engineering, architecture, or a similar field only to wind up with a mindless and repetitive job where they do one task on a computer drafting program over and over again.

See: tool.
My cousin Curtis talked up the benefits of going into engineering, and now spends 12 hours a day sitting at a computer using a software program to draft diagrams of screws for heavy machinery. He is a CAD monkey.
mugGet the CAD monkey mug.

Monkey Branching

when a girl already has a boyfriend but she gives her number to guys that she meets and flirts as if she were single. she's basically branching off from her boyfriend and establishing backups.
yo dude I saw your girl at starbucks giving her number to some guy. I don't think she saw me. it looks like she's monkey branching, you should dump her.
by soulblk4000 December 2, 2010
mugGet the Monkey Branching mug.

nigger bitch monkey woman

A female woman that is a canis lupus familiaris hybrid macaca fascicularis.
by Doctor SheckGumpus January 15, 2019
mugGet the nigger bitch monkey woman mug.

jeeba monkey

Racist term for negroes used by ignorant people. Black people are very easily distinguished from monkeys and should not be labeled as such. Monkeys are characterized by their tails, while black people have none.
Get a job, you crack-smoking jeeba monkey!
by Darcus Garvey September 7, 2009
mugGet the jeeba monkey mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email