Honorary Monday

The tuesday after a long weekend, which feels just as bad as a regular monday.

Make that a double expresso, it's Honorary Monday.

by the oob June 1, 2009

OFI Monday

An expression used when returning to school or work on Monday after a super fun, hard-partying weekend meaning oh fuck its monday; the opposite of TGI Friday.

When we had to go back to school, everyone was like OFI Monday.

by buttonhatesmondays May 7, 2009

Anal Monday

It's the end of the weekend and the begining of a long redundant week, a reminder that Mondays are a pain in the ass

Or the one day of the week you will let your boyfriend act out his one fantasy

Girl1-Mondays are a pain in the ass
Girl2-That's why I call them Anal Monday

by Bouvier89 January 3, 2010

Turkey Monday

A holiday celebrated across 'Merica which celebrates the Turkey. Turkey Monday is celebrated on the second Monday following Thanksgiving.

Man, I love Turkey Monday! It's all about the bird and none of thankfulness crap.

by Turkey Fan #1 March 14, 2016

Happy Monday

A greeting you give someone probably early on on a Monday morning inviting a positive response, touched with a sense of irony, designed to uplift and invoke a sense of joy in what is the first day of a five day week.

Hi Christopher how are you? How was your weekend? Happy Monday Mark! Weekend went well thanks.

by two blonds August 5, 2017

Menace Monday

the only day of the week where you can be a menace to anyone without permission or reason.

p1: *punches p2 in the shoulder*
p2: bro what the hell is wrong with you?
p1: its menace monday!
p2: oh fuck i forgot

by Switch Boi November 29, 2021

onii chan mondays

Onii chan mondays is a special holiday in the onii chan world. It celebrates everything about onii chans. Onii chan mondays have foods such as onii sans.

Did you know that ur mom farted very nicely during onii chan mondays? uwu owo uwu

by daddybunkins March 2, 2022