mom

Acronym for master of marijuana. Also you may have a Grandmom which would be a grand master of marijuana. To become a mom you must complete the necessary charges. Such as one have bought a significant amount of marijuana, sold a significant amount of marijuana and smoked a significant amount of marijuana. Also you must own and use frequently the instruments of the trade.

You my friend, have just became a mom

by Dylan V. March 29, 2008

mom

The annoying, embarrassing, bitch who gave birth to you and pretends to love you. She spanks your ass and grounds you for a month.

My mom bought a huge rubbery thing at a store with a pink glowing sign

by gra gra October 13, 2014

mom

the greast women to ever live on this planet

mothers take time to make kids kids should smile&love there mom back 100%
even if they smoke still respect them 100%

my mom smokes and acts nuts i love her 100%

by nick January 10, 2004

mom

the woman that pushed u out her pussy

"hey mom?"
"what sweetie"
"why do you have a big pussy"
"because i pushed ur fat ass out of it"

by Br_itachi27 October 27, 2021

Mom

The worst person in the universe

I'm writing this to piss off my Mom

by I hate my mom very very much November 11, 2021

Mom

Someone who is supposed to love and care for you not abuse you your whole life to the point where you try commuting suicide in hopes to make her finally be happy with you

Me: I fucking hate my mom
Someone: why
Me: she abused me for most of my life

by TheAnarchistSystem October 5, 2021

Mom

The person you ask for money because everyone else has learned that you don’t pay people back

Me: hey mom can I have $20
Mom: no, dose it look like I’m made outta money?
Me: Made

Outta

Money
Mom: (sighs knowing that if she wins I’ll keep trying)

by maksym1000 July 4, 2019