On moms

Betting something to be so true that you would put your mom on the line to prove.

On moms, I saw her cheating with that guy from central.

On moms, though?

by YingYangWaves November 3, 2016

mom

a supportive parent UNTIL your 11. then hell breaks loose

ages 4-10; hey mom, can you help out with this homework paper?
mom: sure thing buddy.

ages 11-18: hey mom, can you help out with this assingment?
mom: figure it out yourself.

by Ratchet&Clank54 September 23, 2011

Momming

That thing your mom does when she's driving, you're in the passenger seat, and she comes to a hard stop, so she puts her hand out to stop you from moving forward.

Can also be done outside of a car, if one intends to stop another person from moving forward for whatever reason.

Bro, why'd you mom me?

You were about to walk in front of that car, bro.

Oh. Thanks for momming me, bro.

by Kevin James II May 30, 2016

mom

The woman who loves you unconditionally from birth, the one who puts her kids before herself and the one who you can always count on above everyone else.

Just telling her your problems makes you feel better because mom's always know how to make it all go away.

Even if you fight, know that she's just looking out for your best interests.

Where would you be without your mom?

by j0813 January 8, 2005

mom

someone who gave birth to you.

"Luke...(breath) I am your mom."

by Santa November 26, 2002

mom mom

one that teaches respect

mom mom taught me to always call my waiters by their first name, because it shows that you respect them

by mmbff May 17, 2010

mom

The constant flow of cash and ass whoopings until the age of 18.

Dude my mom kicked my ass when I blew snot all over her new dress.

by jdoggydog July 22, 2003