im a motherfucker

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by zevenate9 May 15, 2018

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Bad Ass Motherfuckery

–adjective

1.) an exemplary display of overt confidence and mettle; usually characterized by invulnerability to any form of weakness and/or disdain for authority

2.)i.e the act of being "a bad ass motherfucker"

American Soldier (talking to President*): "So yea, my unit was pinned down by heavy enemy fire. I was shot 15 times and took an RPG to the face, but I managed to drag all 20 men to safety while taking out enemy combatants with nothing but throwing knives and bubble gum."

President: "I am utterly amazed by your Bad Ass Motherfuckery! Can I polish your medals, sir?"

by NoTsoReal February 26, 2011

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bigger than a motherfucker

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damn that ass bigger than a motherfucker.. ..damn your bank littler than a motherfucker..

by InsaneMichaelShane April 2, 2015

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Chillin' like a motherfucker

The next level of chilling, or the intense version of chilling. Chilling so hard you might as well be on the bottom of the ocean. Not just sitting in a chair conversing with friends. Slouch down, shut your mind off, and sit there like a fucking rock. Best done in a big ass armchair. Eventually, someone will ask if you're spacing out or some shit, and you know what to tell them. "I'm chillin' like a motherfucker."

Katie: Ed, what are you doing?
Ed: *comes out of stupor* What?
Katie: Are you asleep?
Ed: Hell no. I'm chillin' like a motherfucker.

by neo! January 13, 2010

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