Miracle fruit

A man's testicles

It was amazing, she sucked on my miracle fruit

by DraculaSneezeFTW December 1, 2010

Hebrew Miracle

A man-made disaster, typically a fire, inflicted upon a small business by the business's owner of Jewish heritage; typically occurs when said business is failing or owner is in debt.

Friend 1: Did you hear about Goldstein's Pharmacy?
Friend 2: Yeah, it burned down a few nights ago, right?
Friend 1: Yep. Word on the street is that the insurance company is gonna rule accidental, but my money's on a Hebrew Miracle.

by LaughFactory07 January 30, 2017

miracle medijuana

legal dope that eliminates pain or delusions or normalcy.

let's stop by guy's house. He has some killer miracle medijuana.

by cherokee1 May 18, 2009

Miracle Mile

The red-light district of Tucson, Arizona. Not as popular as Van Buren in Phoenix, AZ, but still goodtimes.

Guy 1: "Dude, I'm freakin bored..."
Guy 2: "Let's hit up Miracle Mile."
Guy 1: "That's pretty gross, man!"
Guy 2: "...yeah, I know..."
Guy 1: "Besides, I'm broke."
Guy 2: "That's pretty gross man."
Guy 1: "...yeah, I know..."

by K@B00$3 December 9, 2008

Makeup Miracle

When a woman/girl is insanely attractive with makeup on and hideous without it.

I thought Jenny was hot until I stalked her home and watched her take her makeup off. I thought i was going to vomit. She's a total Makeup Miracle

by Mike Hawk is alright January 30, 2010

Miracle Whip

When you are getting oral sex from your girlfriend and you pull your penis out of her mouth to slap it on her face when unintentionally you climax and shoot semen into her eye.

Last night while I was getting some head I Miracle Whipped my girl.

Have you ever miracle whipped a chick in the car?

by Tru Soldia, Caseman2484 March 13, 2010

Miracle Poo

When you go to wipe your shitty arse after dropping the kids off at the pool, but discover there is no poo to clean up.

You were quick mate, are you sure you wiped?
Yeah mate, just had a miracle poo.
You lucky bastard!

by CoombeDingler February 28, 2017