Minion tampons

A minion tampon. Popular for Kylee Henke's Zoobe video.

"Is this a joke? Minion tampons? Fucking minion tampons?! Because yeah, you're having your period. You're bleeding against your will. So why don't you shove a fucking minion up your vagina? I mean, what's next? Minion dildos? Why would anyone want to shove a minion into their vagina?! I swear to god this better be a fucking joke."

by l0verB0y? July 24, 2022

scabby minion

meaning ur dirty for doin somink rank !

stop skeeting on me u scabby minion !!!

by cloda May 21, 2006

a minion exit

a place that short people go to calm down

the short kid left to a minion exit

by big poopy boi March 21, 2023

New Milford, NJ

New Milford, NJ is a tiny Town with a million residents in Bergen County, NJ. We could have been a nice town like our neighbors but our genius fore fathers head the great fore sight to sell off 1/4 of our town's land to a low life slum lord. This place is called Brookchester Apartments. Also, we sold off three schools only to have to add on to the three schools we had left. Yet another genius move by previous administrations.
Flanked by even dumpier towns and also nicer towns on the other side of the Hackensack River.

I'm from New Milford, NJ.
Oh, wow thats far, like up by Rt. 23?
No, not WEST Milford, the other, shittier one.

by jursylegnd May 14, 2008

mindfog

The bombest of the bomb. 11 out of 10 ganj that will most definetely kill brain cells.

Playing video games for 8 hours is easy when you have an ounce of mindfog.

by nakedlawngnome October 12, 2007

Milfosaurus

A sexual predator, with MILF's as its main target.

John: Wow did you hear Peter liquored up and nailed your mom last night?!
James: OMG! Hes such a Milfosaurus!

by StainaH September 25, 2009

milfonian

The Smithsonian Institution was founded for the "increase and diffusion of knowledge" from a bequest to the United States by the British scientist James Smithson (1764–1829).
Milfonian comes paraphrasing the name of this noble institution. However, the Milfonian’s are not a beacon of knowledge among men, rather than a bunch of guys that worship MILF’s and are delighted having intercourses with them.

Bob: “I cannot get Bruce’s mom out of my head”
Joe: “Bob, you are such a Milfonian”

by themilfonian November 1, 2011