Minecraft

gods personal playground.

God: Earth is cool
God: *sees minecraft*
God: Nevermind fuck you earth.

by big manchild May 22, 2019

Minecraft

Minecraft is an addicting game that has no fucking logic what so ever, it’s a drug that will take over your childhood.

FBI: FBI OPEN UP!!!!!!!!!!
Kid in room: GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY ROOM IM PLAYING MINECRAFT
FBI: * slowly creeps out the door way so the boy can play Minecraft in piece.

by Į ām grōōt99 May 25, 2019

Minecraft

The best game ever. Bash out to it. Although it is a game for “kids” there are ways to make it not PG😎😘. Overall the best game. So smexi. Steve is fit

Are you a diamond pickaxe cause you make me harder than obsidian, -Steve from minecraft

by Smexisausages May 28, 2019

Minecraft

A game where u build shit

Ima play sum minecraft

by Boss87690 May 31, 2019

Minecraft

The best game ever!!!! Only problem is if you play than your an outcast but that’s ok because you have Minecraft.

You : I play Minecraft
Friend: what a looser
You: it’s ok cause I can play with my Minecraft girlfrind

by A_Cristmasfied_Walmart December 11, 2019

Minecraft

Everything you'll ever ask for

"GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY ROOM I'M PLAYING MINECRAFT"

by JnCMemer April 27, 2019

Minecraft

The best game you'll ever play og creator of battle royale games minecraft hunger games

Person 1:damn fortnite sucks let's play the og minecraft hunger games

Person 2:bro the og I think I just creamed my chaps

by Penis yum April 30, 2019