miracle man

A person who dabbles in, or deals, mind altering drugs. Name suggests that his selection of drugs will bring about the divine, or a better high.

Yeah, I bought a dime of chronic from my miracle man last week.

by That one kid May 13, 2005

miracle

Something which has a near-zero chance of happening at any particular time, but thanks to the infinite number of chances, actually happens fairly regularly.

The chance of a cancer patient waking up one day having gone into spontaneous remission is only one in eleventy billion, but it still happens! What a miracle!

by etheranger February 20, 2010

Miracle

Any event that takes place outside of the laws of science and nature.

Moses parted the red sea, a miracle that would echo through the generations.

by cashyjohn August 10, 2010

Monacle Man

Basically an old fashioned version of a pimp. Likes to wear monacles, bow ties and pocket watches. Fave item: top hat. Is ruffled.

That monacle man is a sleazy old pervert with a cane. Bet he lives in a castle with his trained waiter-duck.

by Smythe November 1, 2003

Miracle Sack

When purchasing marijuana, you receive much more weed than you paid for. Maybe the dealer was being nice in hooking you up, the scale was broke, or he is just an idiot. Nonetheless, you still receive much more marijuana than you expected or bought.

Brosky #1- Yesterday, I went to pick up a dub, but my dealer gave me like three grams by mistake.

Brosky #2- That's a miracle sack fo sho.

by Col. Sandersen August 14, 2008

Miracle Whipped

Some one who has completely stopped using regular mayonaise and only uses Miracle Whip.

"Do you not have any mayonaise?"

"Nope, I am pretty Miracle Whipped."

"Can't blame you, Miracle Whip is superior in everyway to regular mayo."

by Death Threat Puppy April 28, 2010

Miracle

A person who says " that's gay" all the time.

As Julia Freakishly looked at photos of Finn Wolfhard Miracle whispers " That's Gay"

by Justina Morales February 15, 2018