Average Milf Enjoyer

A normal person that enjoys milfs and is a faithful follower of Milfism.

The average milf enjoyer is the alpha of any brotherhood since they have the capacity to steal your mom.

by Milf Maestro May 3, 2021

Tomboy Milf

A soccer mom.

Friend: I wonder what a tomboy milf is
Friend 2: a soccer mom
friend: NOOOOOOOOOOO

by TheCanadianPuffin September 19, 2021

A milf

Jotaros mom.

"Yo jotaros mom is so hot she's a milf."

by anonymous November 11, 2021

National Have Sex With A Milf Night

October 30th is National Have Sex With A Milf Night.

Bro I banged three milfs on National Have Sex With A Milf Night.

by The Danimal October 29, 2021

milf

M.I.L.F. - Mother I'd Luck To Fuck

Any woman who has given birth is a potential MILF. What sets most apart is that MILFs tend to be attractive usually older and mature, but young moms are also considered MILFs.

The term DID NOT originate from the American Pie movie. Kids..do your research!

Rosemary is one hot ass MILF. Even though she has two kids, she puts even 20 year olds to shame at work.

by playa5000 August 24, 2006

MILF

Mom
I'd
Like to
Fuck

Wow, stifflers mom is such a milf. whats a milf? MOM ID LIKE TO FUCK. YEAH!
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dude am i going to have a hang over cause i want one HAHAHAHAHA

by SeCrEt JS MAZAA July 23, 2004

MILF

The definition stems back to an old art of checking out older women with kids and needing a short acronym to inform a fellow connoisseur that you have spotted a worthy trophy. This stands for Mother I'd Like to Fuck (The "to" is Silent)

Damn, look at that MILF!!!

Have you seen any MILF's today?

That was the best MILF I have ever had!

by [e-mail] December 28, 2005