Minging

A way of describing mince pie

"The food was minging !"

- the food was mince pie
-the food was disgusting

by TimelessAsshole December 19, 2018

modging

In the art of making a cup of tea, the stimulation or titillation of the teabag in the cup in a manner that is neither stroking, poking, prodding, clenching, inserting, pinching, twisting, pulling or pushing. but a combination of these and many other techniques.

Here pet, get the biscuits ready, I'm just modging the teas.

by apesg May 27, 2020

midgit maddie

Usually a small bitch who can't get enough of her self she's annoying and has a short temper no one likes a maddie

Jack:Hey its midgit maddie
Jamaul:for fuck sake she's so annoying

by Everyonehatesamaddie November 13, 2021

Medging

Big night on the pills,

fritting like fuck
wake up next morning dislocated jaw, lip chewed off

trouble with the mrs

Did see Steve last night, he was medging the fuck out

by Medge May 28, 2011

midgina

The vagina of a midget.

A man pulled a midget at a bar, but when they got back to his place he refused to have sex with her. He got out a flesh-light (see lovehoney.com) and said, "Sorry, love, I don't do midgina's."

by emileh May 18, 2008

minging

Used to describe someone who is extremely desperate for sex but highly unlikely to get any due to being a dead ringer for Bill Gates aged 14 and female.

Fred: "Hmm,(hic), she's quite tasty."
Joe: "Take your beer goggles off mate, she's minging!"

by High Priest Ramases September 24, 2004

midgify

to make something small enough for a short person or midget.

The kitchen shelves are too high up; I need to midgify the kitchen so I can reach the cabinets.

by YEAHgymnast January 5, 2009