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Middle school

An awful prison that can only be run by Satan himself. Young, aspiring 6th (or 5th) graders who have much to offer the world are transformed into overconfident (or self hating) dumpsters filled to the brim with every type of depression imaginable. They almost immediately start crapping on others just to try to alleviate the onslaught of homework they have to go to war with every night, even though they know it won’t do anything. None of the teachers despite being over 3 times older than you can comprehend the fact that you have a life outside of school that may not be compatible with the 5 hours of homework you now have.

The middle school you go to attempts to hide the fact that everyone hates every second they are on school grounds with new “exciting” freedoms that you quickly figure out are completely overblown. If you have an older sibling then you prepare for middle school by not talking to anyone at all, and unfortunately you still get bullied. The kids who are the oldest of their siblings or an only child are chewed up spit out, stomped on, ripped apart until they are completely inside out, and casted to the garbage dump of unfair social hierarchy.
Now that you have a phone, your friends constantly text you about how they hate middle school, and if you don’t respond within 5 minutes, they call you and tell you how much of an ass you are for not tending to their needs through digital text.

Synonyms: depression box, and deepest darkest pit of hottest and firey hell.
by IcomplainToTheInternet17 October 5, 2018
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middle middle class

In between lower middle and upper middle class. When you can afford AirPods but you can’t afford college.
I’m middle middle class. I can pay all my bills and stuff, but my dad’s cancer treatment? I don’t think so.
by abbeythehuman December 27, 2019
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Middle school

Hell
The place where innocent children go to die. They lose most of their elementary school friends, and usually don’t get new ones. Most think they are now mature, even though they are definitely not, and become self-righteous. The girls (most) love gossip and drama, and turn into retarded and rude individuals. The boys learn to cuss, and think they are super cool when they do. The boys also become major pervs. When you come out of your last year of elementary school, you think that middle school will be awesome and just a step higher academically, but you were wrong, middle school sucks, and they give you WAY to much homework for your poor childish self. The teachers don’t care, and the lunches are sad. The boys begin to think they are awesome in 8th grade when they get taller than the girls. There are the cliques, and the fakes. The fakes are the ones that wear Birkenstock’s, crop tops, and ripped jeans.

Highschool is is only slightly better.
Luke: “I can’t wait to get out of middle school”
You: “I know high school will be sooo much better”
by Let’s goooo April 1, 2020
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Middle Finger Guy

A young male who is "known" for ruining photos by flashing the middle finger to disrupt the overall positivity of a potentially nice photograph.
Who cares about examples, read the definition.

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by PsuedoSam May 22, 2009
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Middle school boys

Stupid boys obsessed with hooking up with girls but are too afraid when it comes down to it. Usually 11-14 years old. Most of them don't care about anyone but them selves and like to call innocent girls sluts and whores to try and make them feel inferior but then still expect them the go out with them because they send you a few cute messages.

Or boys who say they like you and then go out with you but break it off and then go off with another girl two days later.

The douchiest guys you will ever meet ( exept for a few)

they wouldn't be so douche if the went trying to be cool all the time and let there sensitive shine through a little bit.
by Demented peacock December 26, 2014
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Middle School

7th and 8th grade. Fucking shitpile run by crackwhore teachers.
Look at all those middle school boys. They need to get laid.
by Lucy October 4, 2004
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middle school

A wicked gay place that makes no sense. For one thing a person will like the same music as a popular person and be called a poser, but when you don't like the same stuff as popular people, your called a geek/nerd/loser wtf is up with that? also it has these gay-ass teachers that wish they were our age again so they keep us after for 7 hours for breathing.
by DizzyLizzy November 30, 2006
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