micro sensitive

It’s a condition in which one has an extremely low threshold for tolerating the every day words and actions of human behavior . Micro sensitivity, in many instances, is often accompanied by severe cases of extreme butthurt.

My friend is signing a petition to get law makers to rename the Great White shark , to just shark , since it’s offensive to sharks that aren’t great and sharks that aren’t white! He is so micro sensitive!

by Daddy big hands August 1, 2019

Micro Pimp

A small young cuban with a gold chain and the classic black crewneck and ripped jeans

1.did you see that micro pimp, he looked small.

by Juul tm. January 29, 2019

Micro-hobby

A hobby that captures a persons interest for hours, days, weeks, or seasonly but is inevitably replaced by a new micro-hobby. A person may achieve a moderate level of competence, but due to their lack of attention and focus, never become and expert. Micro-hobbys routinely come and go as a person enters a different stage of their life, and quite often help deal with boredom, work life imbalance, and stress.

Whats your dad working on now?

Oh, he has this new micro-hobby. He's trying to build a robot in the basement. He will get bored of if by next week and move onto some hipster hydroponic water system.

by Danny Mullan September 17, 2017

micro-titties

Extremely small female tits. Differs from the flat-chest in that while a flat-chest has zero percent breast tissue (just nipples on a chest essentially), micro-titties do possess some visible breast tissue, but a very insufficient one.

No man, Madison is not flat chested, her clothes just hide her micro-titties.

by Pic889 September 7, 2019

Micro-Urination

When one reaches their limit and can no longer last and has to urinate, but does not have the time to complete the job, so they drain off the minimal amount to allow them 15 more minutes of life before repeating the process again. This is often caused by standing in line for concert tickets, important business meetings, opening Christmas presents or talking to your best friend on the phone.

Dude, hold this ice-tea and don't lose our place in line to get the Kenny-G tickets, I have to take a Micro-Urination behind that police car.

by Goatoghillgary December 19, 2016

Micro Tsunami

A small raise in the water at the beach. Also called high tide.

Hey man that micro tsunami almost ruined my sand castle.

by Jfap August 16, 2017

micro-tripper

The short-term, purely spontaneous travel enabled by the flash sale, group buying, smart phone apps and private-travel sale start-ups.

"Micro-trippers just booked a last second cruise yesterday and left today."

"Micro-trippers are crazy, who just gets in the car and roadtrips to NYC?"

"Man, I just micro tripped it from Atlanta to NOLA, last minute roadtrips are awesome."

by TravelTheWorld November 13, 2011