Northern Michigan University

Really Really Really Effing Cold.

DC:Where do you go to school? CT:Northern Michigan University! DC: WOW i hear it's cold there? CT: That is an understatement... In the coldest parts of winter I went to class and then 50 min later I was walking back to the dorms in three feet of snow ....

by Thomas, Chris July 20, 2006

Michigan Smith

Michigan Smith (Also known as Henry or Nondescript fractal) is a loyal follower of the Church of Firnando and the high priest's younger brother. According to legend, Michigan belongs to the illustrious Mcflucker family, though no one knows exactly how he is related. He became a prominent figure in the research industry after finding babies to be the principal cause of climate change. His solution to climate change being lawful infanticide, of course. In his spare time, you will find him playing DnD and giggling at pockets.

Imploding crocodile: "Stubby limbed Michigan Smith judges your politics."
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GamErGirl Mcflucker: "Michigan Smith is trying to manipulate me and a friend to reclaim power."
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Killer Queer: "Michigan Smith, are you drunk?"

by Church_Of_Firnando November 10, 2020

michigan basketball

the absoulute best team in basketball right now.Wanna know why Michigan should be no.1 ask gonzaga

juwan howard ; yo michigan basketball beat gonzaga by 17 pts.

gonzaga fan ; what the

by no.1 M.I. bball January 31, 2021

Michigan Tech

Where it's hard to get good grades,
but even harder to get a girlfriend.

Michigan Tech's new ratio is 4 to 1? Screw it, I've got math to do...

by The Spence! October 29, 2008

michigan wolverines

A football program whose best days were in the great depression era. They truly suck in today's time and are guranteed to be shittier with rich rodriguez as coach. They make fun of ohio state fans yet they get their asses beat by them every year by more than 3 touchdowns. Bad colors, lack of talent, and the city ann arbor all equal to a program that recruits and people in general find as crap on a stick.

Billy- The Michigan Wolverines are the winningest program in college football.
Kyle- Yea when my deceased grandfather was just being born
Billy- Michigan still has some good players and their stadium is one of the biggest in america
Kyle- Thats not what terrelle pryor thought after he decommited and when appalachian state made the "big house" the "big dump."

by kellis13 July 25, 2009

Michigan Scissor

When two women of Michigan decent, engage in the sacred and mysterious act of scissoring, at which point their public hairs become entangled in a knot that not even Harry houdini could not, nor want to unravel.

I know these two special sisters from Ann Arbor who Michigan scissored so hard, their shit got tangled to the point they were considered siamese.

by GuyWithTheKY April 15, 2015

Michigan J. Frog

Having an erection anytime except when its time to perform.

I swear it always gets hard but right now I'm having a Michigan J. Frog!

by Neolexicon August 2, 2016