Melanie

A lady in the street but a freak in the bed, you'll never get a Melanie out of your head. She's passionate, fun loving, wild and crazy. She can play dumb but she's not at all hazy. She knows when you're lying and is practically psychic but love her right and she's your ride or die Life-Chic. If Melanie loves you, she'll be yours for ever and she'll love you HARD until the end of never.

Smooth guy: I've had many women but only a Melanie can satisfy me.

Scheming kids: Don't even bother dude. Miss Melanie is a human lie detector.

Advice: Just love a Melanie right and keep her happy and she'll always do the same for you Poppy.

by anonymous August 12, 2020

melancohol

Sad alcohol
- Alcohol that makes you feel depressed

a feeling of melancohol hung around the german beer

by inggumn July 31, 2006

melanney

Melanney is the name of an amazing beautiful girl who is nice and pretty she makes people wanna hang out with her and she has beautiful eyes that you would want to stare at and her hair is long she had 3 different colors which are Black brownish and blond tips if you ever have a melanney next to you don’t let her go because she won’t be left alone a long time because she has a great personality she’s kind,respectful,doesn’t talk back and she makes teachers fall inlove with her you ever have a melanney you are lucky to Have her in your life and she is difficult for you to be apart of your life never let a melanney go

Melanney is an amazing person don’t let a melanney go

by Little Michelle May 9, 2018

melancoholic

someone who is addicted to the feeling of being melancholic or depressed

1: "Dude everytime I give Alex the aux cord he just plays sad songs."

2: "Yeah dude, that guy's a melancoholic."

by ms tobed smith October 22, 2018

Meilani

A fearless and passionate person. A Meilani knows what she wants and will do anything to achieve it.
Meilani's are fun and outgoing. If you need anything Meilani is going to make sure you have it but don't test her, she doesn't put up with bs.

If you want an introvert/extrovert friend Meilani's the one for you.

by Lanitlr December 8, 2020

Melanie Martinez

The CEO of faking illnesses to get out of school

Teacher, can I sit right there?
This bitch behind me is cutting my hair
"Melanie Martinez, just sit your ass down at the chalkboard, stare at it"
I faked up a seizure and left then and there

Meanwhile at the Nurse's Office
Take me home, home, home
Give me that pink slip of permission
This is old, old, old
I'm tired of wishing I was ditching
"Fine. Come back in around 2 days"

by i'd rather sleep than be awake December 5, 2022

Anorectal melanoma

A melanoma in your ass that can kill you.

Bruh I got anorectal melanoma.

by Gevman November 28, 2019