Mediacom

Mediacom HA more like MEDIA THIEVES rip off artists incorporated they lie they still they cheat their customers and laugh all the way to the bank!

Mediacom: Media thieves ripped me off for years.

by madman11madmadmadman11 August 29, 2017

Medic Main

A TF2 player who spends the most time playing Medic. These people are often really good at spreading heals evenly, charging Übercharge, and are generallya really chill person to talk to.

Medic Main: *Enters a server and completely dominates it*
Everyone else: Holy crap... How'd they top the scoreboard each game!?

by DogOfSwords January 11, 2020

MediaWiki

The best software for online Nazis.

I use MediaWiki for my business - said no one.

by Barkingdog July 30, 2023

Liberty Medical

Boning a chick while acting like Wilford Brimley. Dressing like him is a plus

Female: "Ohh I'm soo honry!"
You: "You can get yo diabetes testing supplies straight from my cock!"
Female: "When you Liberty Medical me it makes me sooo moist"

by 96IntoGear96 December 9, 2008

Social Media Stalker

A new twist on those who obsessively follow someone who is not interested in a relationship. Wherever the victim goes and whatever the victim does in the world of social media, the Social Media Stalker is there.

Jadine: He comments on every Facebook status update, photo, and post. And now he's on Twitter, obsessively responding to my every Tweet. I know he'll find me on MySpace any day now. HELLO: I am NOT interested, dude.

Serena: Sounds like you've got more than just a facebook stalker. Sounds like a full-out Social Media Stalker.

by SocialMediaFox May 9, 2009

medical school

A place where one learns how to live without sex (see celibacy), money, food, and sleep, in that order. The ceremonial white coat given to all students after 4 yrs of medical school sends a clear message to onlookers that doctors don't need sex or sleep, but often indulge in either so as to "fit in". Ironically, after getting out of medical school, having previously learned to live without money, many doctors compensate by squandering their money on cheap whores and failed marriages.

"Medical school helps me understand why I used to get erections and why I longer need them"

"I have nothing to talk about because i'm in medical school"

"I'm never going to get laid! Might as well go to medical school"

"The first time I saw a vagina was in anatomy lab"

by Jliu November 20, 2006

MediaDefender

a company that various media companies hired to try to stop pirates and torrents. Should be under investigation by the USA because their business practices are straight illegal. Examples of their bullshit below:

Guy A: check out this cool website to get movies! www.miivi.com rocks!
Guy B: bullshit! its ran by some company called MediaDefender! They just wanna log your IP address and hit your with a lawsuit later!
Guy A: shit!

Awesome piratebay admin: god damn, these same IP addresses keep trying to denial-of-service attack our system.
Other awesome piratebat admin: check these leaked emails. says companies like the MPAA hired MediaDefender to fuck with our systems. And those bastards seem to like Dominoes Pizza.

Downloader A: i wanna try and get Jay-Z's new album. i think i download this torrent.
*20 minutes later*
Downloader A: shit, its just a bunch of ads for Coca-cola and some concert footage. Some fucker must be mislabeling these torrents and spreading them all over the internet.

(all shit MediaDefender has done)

by Flemmyd January 3, 2008