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Mega Christmas

A super rare holiday that only those willing to risk it awl can only hope to achieve large amounts of win, or suffer the painful penis crushing defeat.
Guy 1: Dude I am successfully Having 3 separate but awesome relationships with three women!
Guy 2: OMFG! That's like six titties!
Guy 1: I know, thus I will be celebrating mega Christmas this year.
by KDR-II October 16, 2008
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Mega Goat

A large goat, big horns, big head and big balls
Did you peep that mega goat hes a monster!!!!!!
by Myron dueshay April 11, 2010
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Mega-nificent

This term refers to the god of "magnificent". If something is so truly amazing that magnificent can't and won't describe it....it has to simply be "Mega-Nificent".
I just had the best sex of my life...i can't describe it. It was Mega-nificent.

I just crushed 12 beers and 7 jager shots. I feel Mega-nificent.
by Jay Kohan January 11, 2011
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mega piranha

Da flyest awf movies ya will ever see, it awlso starz Paul logan as main character 'Jason Fitch', prepare faw ya retinazzzz to be BURNED by how badassifiyeed dis philm is. Wurd to ya.
Dawgg 1: Hey hoe did ya see that badassifiyeed philm awn tv the other day bout mega piranhas?
Dawgg 2: Slut, awf course this bitch did! That philm had 2.2 million viewaz.
Dawgg 1: Faw shaw! Awlso, Paul logan is such a hawwtie.
Dawgg 2: Dat boi is high calorie eye candy faw shizzle! But that hooka' Tiffany needs her trashy skin sliced awff n' vinergared.

Dawgg 1: Yeah, then somewan should piss awn her carpet.
Dawgg 2: Wurd!!!
Dawgg 1: If she had a cat, I would kick it.
Dawgg 2: Yeah dawgg, but ya don't kick like Paul, leave da kickin' to da professionalzzz!
Dawgg 1: So how are thangz goin' faw ya today homie?
Dawgg 2: Ayeet dawgg, did a few drive-bys then some bitch came in and pissed awn ma carpet.
Dawgg 1: Aww man! I feel for ya, I hate when that shit goes down!
Dawgg 2: I know, that new carpet set me back 200 bucks! Hate when wizzles have beef wit me. Gonna have to change ma locks now so that pissin' bitch aint gon' come back!!
by Crip Dawggy D November 25, 2011
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Magma Shits

Magma shits is when you ate something very spicy the night before, usually Mexican food or Taco Bell, then when you shit the following morning you experience a violent version of diarrhea mimicking an upside down volcano. The sensation created by this upside down eruption is often very uncomfortable and sometimes painfull with lots of wet,burning feelings resembling burning magma exiting the body.
"After I ate that wet burrito last night I had magma shits this morning and my rear felt like it was on fire."
by SauceBaws January 11, 2014
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Mega friends

The kind of friends you are when you totally want to date each other.
Oh man, we are totally mega friends.
by Sssaaarre July 11, 2016
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mega dong

It's mega sized.
Josh: I gave patty the mega dong last night.
by Big daddy tyrese November 22, 2016
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