Maxim

A retarded midget who goes to the strip club when hes 12. Gets decent amount of girls but they all break up when the find out his personality.

That guy who came out of the strip club hes a Maxim!

by anonymous March 16, 2022

Maxim

Maxim is a guy who is very funny all the girls want him but only one person gets him he loves that person to death and never want to let them go. He is sometimes yelling ‘Mama, CULCAT!’ , but that’s just how he jokes around.He is the most amazing person you will ever meet and he care a lot about his friends and family and he is very smart and will do great in life and everyone loves him.

No one: “MAMA, CULCAT!”
Sasha: What was that?
Mihai: It’s just Maxim

by Emilian Oprea January 26, 2022

Maxime

Maxime is propably the strongest person you can ever met. Even with all the things he get throught, he still care about the others. If you meet a Maxime, do not let them go, they need you, and you will probably need them sometimes. Usually they are called Max, like Mad Max, and they are certainly as beautiful as Furiosa (even if Charlize Theron is bald, she is still beautiful). Be brave Max. You are loved even if you don't see it, there is a lot of people who cares about you.
I love you.

Person 1 : Pfffff, just a crybaby.
Person 2 : Don't you dare say that again, Maxime is even stronger than you.

by Liv loves everyone February 6, 2022

Maxime

A maxime is the best brother you can ever have. He plays minecraft and among us with you, helps you with beating that one boss you can’t kill in a game, and gives you very good advice. Even though he is a nasty 3 year old dogue, you still love him.

Person : Ugh, Maxime is a dogue.
Alicia : yes, but that doesn’t mean he isn’t a cool dogue.

by nothx November 24, 2020

Maxim

Maxim is a 6”11 man which collects your taxes, he will insist for you to play a video game, ‘Atlas’. If he loses the game he won’t retry for two months. A usual quote from a Maxim is “Sir, you need to pay or the IRS will take you”.

Honey, Maxim is after repossessing the house.

by Fantastic Person123 December 25, 2020

Maxim

This person is extremely homosexual, and attracted to men. Their 2 inch pecker gets rock hard whenever they see a picture of LeBron James.

"Dang, that guy is so gay. His name should be Maxim."

by bigkeyboard100 December 22, 2024

Maxim

“Did your gf get maxim as well?”
“Yeah g she got stretched out”

Maxim be Stretching out the whole town

by Heavy hitta July 30, 2025