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Maxi

A rug to be walked on. Selfish, only wants you for entertainment. Leaves before you wake, only to cry when you leave at morning. Blood red temper, slaps mothers and bombs fathers. Often found with drug store dyed hair.
Ruban: So they pulled a Maxi on you?
You: Yeah, totally threw me in the under the bus like they did to you.
by Large pop corn cup March 28, 2022
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Maxi

Maxi is a very crazy dude, who talks way to much shit. Prime Maxi incomming. He is a person who loves try to compete as the best in the competition. He trash talks his opponents and motivated himself as well as his Team. Cristiano Ronaldo Dos Santos Aveiero got his career only for Maxi‘s sacrifice. He took a bullet for him. His mindset is build different. On the literature aspect in his school life he plays Walter Hartwell White. And if you dont know who you talking to right now i will make it clear for you! Maxi is not in Danger, your name. A guy opens his door and gets shot and your thinking of me. Ha! I am the Danger… I am the one who knocks! And if a Maxi see‘s a Tank… bro your in danger.
by —W.W. August 17, 2022
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maxi pads

Vaginal pads that absorb all of the menstrual blood that is leaving a female, they wear them in their panties, on their vagina.
"I have him change my tampons and maxi pads, I'm boss af, so I'm not worried about it!"
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Maxie

Maxie has big pp
by mancoimancoi November 18, 2021
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maxi jo

She is so beautiful and awesome she can clean and is nice to everyone
Did you just see her? She was a Maxi Jo
by Girls man #me September 6, 2016
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Ica maxi

the best Swedish supermarket. Always cheap prices and all the highschoolers go to Ica maxi to buy lunch.
K: Fyfan! this food sucks
F:ok lets go to Ica maxi to buy some dunder food.
by Kokainsniffare November 29, 2022
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Maxi Manwhich

This involves a woman using a maxi pad for the entire duration of her menstrual cycle, and at the end of it she takes a nasty shit on top and then presents it to her man inside hamburger buns.
Did you hear what Lora did to Dave last week? She forced him to eat a Maxi Manwhich after she caught him cheating on her!
by anonymous March 10, 2018
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