Mathos

A combination of two people named Athos and Marian they both love each other even tho they might not admit it all the time! They are soulmates!

Mathos is the greatest ship on earth!

by Mathos May 13, 2019

Mathurbation

Rubbing your abacus until one blows his equations all over ones Pi.

of or relating to Mathematics

Although crippled by Lou Gehrigs disease, Professor Steven Hawkings is still able to stimulate his libido by a healthy dose of mathurbation.

by Chantel Flanery, Nick Zarvis January 30, 2008

mathurbation

The results of rapidly pressing buttons on your calculator!

Bob - 'Hahah look, I'm playing with my calculator'
Bill- 'Wow, pressing buttons on it? Mathurbation!'
Bob - 'But it's so fun! :('

by theyellowasian November 22, 2011

Mathius

A boy who fucks around and sucks ice cubes

I walked into the bathroom and saw Mathius rolling around in the bathtub yelling weeeesssss

by Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeèēeeeeeeeeee November 9, 2018

Matheus

A gay man who is overconfident and thinks he is so good. He is super bitchy around his friends and family.

Gay ass matheus

by Lukiebunny506 June 12, 2018

mathura-jeffree

In New Zealand this term is a byword for a talentless douch-bag who will go to great extremes to be noticed by any sort of B-grade NZ media. A shameless and excruciating bell-end who is easily confused by 'fashion', and 'looks like a clown with a mullet'.

Chur bro I was surfing the mega-net last night, came accross a website called Hot Chicks with Douch Bags, there were some primo mathura-jeffree's on there!!

by CastleMilkStout February 6, 2010

Mathus

Usually has a big and when I mean big I mean a big cock. People with the name mathus are sex driven are the masters at suducing women. But Mathus ain’t homo and will never will be. In the wild there has never been a homo mathus. These are elusvise creatures that will rape and attack and steal your girl.

The Mathus has a big dick.

Mathus made your mom extra wet.

Your girl and Mathus were caught doing the deed.

by James Madison IIII September 23, 2018