masturbation

genocide.

i walked in on my son doing masturbation and couldn't let them babies go to waste so i did what i had to do to. ;)

by poopydoopyboy February 7, 2018

Masturbation

That thing whats girls will never tell you they do it everyday too like you. Do not lie. Everyone knows you doing right now too. Just stop it for a min.

"I never masturbate cause it's deleting memory. I read it like a half year ago... or 3 months? I can't remember.... masturbation (I have to write it to submit this help😁)

by NeverMasturbates April 4, 2019

Masturbation

When ur lonely

Person one. “Damn i wish i had a partner ”
Person two. “ ur solution is masturbation

by Cohan the great... April 2, 2021

Masturbation

What 100% of men do and can’t go more than two days without doing it.
What 50% of women do while the other 50 never even has the desire to do...

Masturbation is the polite way of saying that you fucked yourself.

by Biden is a dick April 21, 2021

Masturbation

The activity of mastering how to bait a fish. /s

Jim: Hey Johnny, I'm going to the lake to masturbate, care to join me?
Johnny: Hell yeah Him, let's go masturbate together.
Jim: Great! Can't wait to get better with my masturbation!

by The Takahashi Brothers August 27, 2021

masturbation

the act of pleasuring yourself to a pic of hot boobs, ass, or porn,

oh man my favorite thing to do naked is masturbation

by masturbater naked fuck me September 7, 2021

Masturbation

The more you masturbate the smaller your dick gets

Did you know you get a smaller dick by masturbation

by Weeb2021staysafe December 29, 2021