The most dominant pitcher of his era, and one of the most dominant pitchers of all time. He'll blow a 93mph fast ball by you with one pitch, then laugh at you as you wiff on his 12mph change up. He's also one of the funniest and fearless players in the majors. He won't back down from anybody, not even an angry whale (see Don Zimmer)
Expos fan: "Man, I miss being able to go to the Big O and watch Pedro Martinez."
Red Sox fan: "I understand what you mean, I used to masturbate to him from on top of the green monster when he was on the mound."
Mets fan: "I wish he was still as good as he was when he played for you guys."
Red Sox fan: "I understand what you mean, I used to masturbate to him from on top of the green monster when he was on the mound."
Mets fan: "I wish he was still as good as he was when he played for you guys."
by J-Breeze August 12, 2006
Get the Pedro Martinez mug.Or just Martijn Gerritsen, Born in May 14th 1996, Amsterdam, Netherlands. He's one of the youngest, newest and extremely talented Dutch DJ's, well known for his song 'Animals' which was a Top Hit in more than 10 different countries.
He's successfully growing in the EDM industry, he has already attended various music festivals such as Tomorrowland, Ultra, etc.
You may recognize it's a Martin Garrix work by the SICK beat drops he includes in most of his songs which you can have nothing but chills all over your body as a side effect of his music.
Apart from being a new innovation for the music industry he's also very good looking and apparently funny.
He's successfully growing in the EDM industry, he has already attended various music festivals such as Tomorrowland, Ultra, etc.
You may recognize it's a Martin Garrix work by the SICK beat drops he includes in most of his songs which you can have nothing but chills all over your body as a side effect of his music.
Apart from being a new innovation for the music industry he's also very good looking and apparently funny.
EDM fan: Dude! Have you heard Animals? *plays music*
Friend: ohhhh yeaah wow, is that Martin Garrix?! everyone's talking about him. THAT BEAT DROP THO!
EDM fan: hells yea! Would you believe he's only 17 years old?
Friend: wut?! God bless him, his parents and his hands.
EDM fan: Amen!
Friend: ohhhh yeaah wow, is that Martin Garrix?! everyone's talking about him. THAT BEAT DROP THO!
EDM fan: hells yea! Would you believe he's only 17 years old?
Friend: wut?! God bless him, his parents and his hands.
EDM fan: Amen!
by cotte96 February 13, 2014
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by dizzywitch79 February 26, 2013
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Theres nothing to do in Stuart or Palm Shitty. The only good thing in Jensen was the mall back when we were 12. Most people here think that Salerno is the ghetto..they have never seen a ghetto. The white people that grow up in Palm City are stuck up wannabe preps. They do cheerleading and lacrosse.
Hobe Sound is where the long hair denim skirt wearing conservative folk and a couple rednecks live.
People that grow up here stay here because they are small town Floridians that only see the world on reality tv and from cruise ships.Or they are rednecks that have no interest in leaving the county. I feel bad for their children.
There are a lot of snow birds. They drive slow and yell at kids in public places.
Martin County High School is home of the tigers. The administration is corrupt. Only a third of the teachers are cool. The school is the best in athletics. Jensen is the prep school. South Fork is the red neck and hispanic school.
Most teenagers in Martin County are so bored they become potheads. The few that dont work at a fast food restaurant or Publix.
Theres nothing to do in Stuart or Palm Shitty. The only good thing in Jensen was the mall back when we were 12. Most people here think that Salerno is the ghetto..they have never seen a ghetto. The white people that grow up in Palm City are stuck up wannabe preps. They do cheerleading and lacrosse.
Hobe Sound is where the long hair denim skirt wearing conservative folk and a couple rednecks live.
People that grow up here stay here because they are small town Floridians that only see the world on reality tv and from cruise ships.Or they are rednecks that have no interest in leaving the county. I feel bad for their children.
There are a lot of snow birds. They drive slow and yell at kids in public places.
Martin County High School is home of the tigers. The administration is corrupt. Only a third of the teachers are cool. The school is the best in athletics. Jensen is the prep school. South Fork is the red neck and hispanic school.
Most teenagers in Martin County are so bored they become potheads. The few that dont work at a fast food restaurant or Publix.
Jack "Hey doe are you from the 772 ?"
Jill "Yeah it sucks get me out of here."
Bob "Do you go to JBHS or SFHS ?"
Taylor "Hell no I cheer for MCHS"
Martin County Florida is a joke
Jill "Yeah it sucks get me out of here."
Bob "Do you go to JBHS or SFHS ?"
Taylor "Hell no I cheer for MCHS"
Martin County Florida is a joke
by anonymous44241231 February 17, 2013
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noun - alcohol
A vodka cocktail in the martini family flavored of watermelon and garnished with fruity candies.
Mixing Instructions:
1 part Everclear
1 part Arizona Watermelon
1 handful of Skittles
Warning: One shot and you're on the ground.
noun - alcohol
A vodka cocktail in the martini family flavored of watermelon and garnished with fruity candies.
Mixing Instructions:
1 part Everclear
1 part Arizona Watermelon
1 handful of Skittles
Warning: One shot and you're on the ground.
by Drew182 June 18, 2014
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