mayonnaise shuffle

when a guy is super pissed at someone, so he masturbates and uses his semen-covered hand to slap the jackass

The bastard keyed my car, so i unleashed the mayonnaise shuffle on that motherfucker.

by Dr. V.D. January 14, 2009

manonayse

Another word for sperm, spunk, mangoo, jizz, splooge, nut, or plain ole cum.

When she looked at me with those dreamy eyes, I hit her right in the mouth with a big squirt of manonayse.

by Khaytsus March 17, 2009

Manroni

When a man's areola is larger than average, he is said to have "manroni" or "manroni nipples". Anything larger than a toonie is fair game.

Vince, you have some serious manroni action goin' on!

by DJKham March 30, 2009

Manlons

Man Boobs

Fred had gotten so fat his manlons bounced when he walked.

by I. M. Wasted September 12, 2009

Mayonaise Taco

When a girl gets so turned on and excited her vagina gets wet and creamy....

I turned her on so much she has a mayonaise taco...

by jamnorm72 May 31, 2011

mayonnaise pen

Penis.

She likes my mayonnaisse

She wants my mayonnaise pen in or around her mouth.

by Mayo pen March 30, 2015

mayonnaise queen

Any gay male who specifically prefers to date/hook up with caucasian men.

synonym: "Potato Queen", which is defined as an Asian male homosexual who prefers caucasian male homosexuals.

Hey what about that Asian guy over there?
Nah, I only like white boys.
You're such a mayonnaise queen.

by The Cherminator July 11, 2015