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peyton manning

Peyton manning throws the ball away like a fucking pussy...
by BradyisGod October 16, 2008
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Manning

A term for a man who gets a fake tan.
Dave left work early so he could go manning before his date with Julia.

Shawn says he goes manning instead of tanning so he doesn't come off as less of man.
by arrowbrooke April 13, 2010
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Dick manning

For purposes of trick photography, you hide your own penis and present another persons penis (sans body) in the photograph, to give the allusion of it being cut off (similar to horse manning).
That was a hilarious dick manning photo with your penis tucked backwards and your friends penis between your legs.
by tonebone69 August 19, 2011
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manning

VERB:

to perform man-sexual activities, usu. with other males,

to go out and engage in or seek out "man on man" sexual activity.

NOUN:

highly sex-focused gay club hopping

OTHER VARIATIONS

"to man", "to be manned", "manning", "I will have manned".
A: "Dude, I'm so bored... what do you want to do tonight"
B: "Let's go manning!"

A: "Where have you been, I was worried sick!"
B: "I was out manning all day... so, what's for dinner?"

A: "I met this guy at the bar last night and oh, I manned him so hard!"
by mans-man February 22, 2011
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Cave Manning

The act of either dragging or carrying your partner to bed for sex
Dude 1: Hey did you get the chick at the party?

Dude 2: Yeah, i took her back to my place and did some Cave Manning.

Dude 1: Sweet
by brodei November 10, 2009
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Manning the guns

When you are doing a girl doggy style (more points if its anal) and she is so tired that her arms have given up and she is laying facedown into the pillow. Just as you are about to ejaculate you grab both arms under the elbows, pull her back in an arcing fashion and in conjustion with your convulsion yell "KACK-KACK-KACK-KACK-KACK-KACK". Akin to Cuba Gooding Jr. in Pearl Harbor
Ian: So Matt, did you and Veronica get it on last night?

Matt: Shit man, I shot down charlies left and right while I was manning the guns
by Ron Jeremiah Johnson III June 10, 2010
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Tag Team Manning

Any Manning sex position involving more than two people, and anyone may be tagged in or out at any time.
S.K.: Why did you invite A.F. and E.N.?
S.C.: We wanted to do the Tag Team Manning
by Nachington December 2, 2010
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