Maximum Finger Capacity

The number of fingers - to the nearest whole unit - in which a woman's vagina can facilitate.

Coined by four intellectuals in 'Top Spoons' Lancaster.

22/03/2014

"Met a girl last night, she had a maximum finger capacity of 2. But as the night progressed it increased to 3."

"Caroline has the perfect MFC of 3"

by LancasterGary April 30, 2014

maximum spoonage

When you have a spoon, preferably a diamond Incursted one. Then you spoon something to the maximum level

Picking that rock up with a spoon was total maximum Spoonage

by Bossbrother7 December 24, 2014

maximum enjoyance

This refers to the highest echelon of pleasurable alcohol consumption. Any additional alcohol consumed begins an immediate descent into the unknown. This is more commonly referred to as the "blackout state"

"Hey Brendan! I think I have reached maximum enjoyance!"

by max enjoy June 3, 2015

maximum pussy

A person without a backbone. Extreme cowardice. Will be fake nice to you to your face, have opinions of your behind their back, but never the courage to tell you to your face.

I can't believe Owen didn't have the courage to be straight with me; that guy is a maximum pussy.

by ecrest October 19, 2015

Minimum Environment Price

Price that the environment pays for every plastic product purchased by the world. It is measured as the time taken by the environment to decompose the plastic product.

A plastic bottle has an MRP of 1 USD. But a Minimum Environment Price of 200 years.

by Kingeresting November 22, 2019

Maximum Capacititty

The maximum amount of milk your boobs can hold

Hey, girl what's your maximum capacititty. You're a Double D so I think yours is bigger than mine

by dirtyjokes01 December 9, 2020

Minimumr

A litteral God with omnipotent powers.

Minimumr is a God

by Thetruebeliver August 17, 2021