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manscape mandate

The Manscape Mandate is a natural law that states that no man should have the good fortune of getting laid if he has shaved his pubes in the last 24 hours.
Damn, I forgot about the Manscape Mandate, I might as well not even go out now.
by The Playbook Committee April 28, 2014
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David Mandy

He is so David Mandy!
by CornerSolution March 28, 2020
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mandated

A girl that looks like she has "been around the block" and looks weathered
"Wow...look at her...she's hot!" "I don't know dude..she looks a little mandated to me"
by DKapp October 8, 2013
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mandy

Slang for MDMA. "Mandy" is a powder form of the drug ecstacy. Is often preferred to ecstasy pills as MDMA is pure, whilst ecstasy pills are often adulterated. It is a popular drug amongst ravers and people who do not trust the purity of pills, and ecstasy in general has always been associated, often by the police and government, with the underground dance music scene.

Other slang names include "mud".
"Alrite mate, you got any mandy for the mash-up tonight? If not I'll get some beans (pills)"
by Boothy_BW July 20, 2008
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MaddyTheOdd

this moron has been bothering me for the past 4 or 5 years they wont stop. their stupid green hoodie looking like some creeper from minecraft they even make gacha life videos on tiktok
MaddyTheOdd looks like cheese
by Iron dreemurr December 26, 2021
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mandate

A social party with men and/or male-related activities. Although some people propose that it be only an all-male gathering, some ManDates do include women, and the ManDate just signifies the partaking of male-oriented activites.
"Hey, let's go play some football with the dudes."
"All right, it's a ManDate!"

"Can we come?"
"No girls allowed, it's a ManDate."

"Hey, bring your girlfriend for the Superbowl party next weekend."
"Is there beer?"
"Yup, it's a ManDate, dude!"
by thericwu January 30, 2008
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Manditory Sex Parties

A Mandatory Sex Party is a party where once you walk in the door, you are obligated to have sex. These parties often disguise themselves as costume parties, birthday parties, or baby showers. But THEN as soon as they entice people in the door, they are all "guess what this actually is? It's a mandatory sex party, bitch!"

Then the raping would commence.
"Last night, I went to my friends halloween party, only to discover that it was ACTUALLY one of his crazy Manditory Sex Parties. I had to get 7 stiches in my asshole and 9 in my mouth.
by CumBucket69HellWhore July 11, 2010
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