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manbearpig

Half man, half bear, half pig. a.k.a MBP
Watch out! Manbearpig is going to eat you!
by Victoria M. May 10, 2006
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manbearpig

A creature which is half man, half bear, and half pig. A figment of Al Gore's imagination, it is the single most dangerous threat to our planet, and we are thuper thuper therial.
Where there is loss there is hope, for I have beaten ManBearPig.
by Michael Speziale August 7, 2007
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manbear

A very hair man who likes to crush and RAWR! and spill much MS paint blood.
Arby is such a manbear.
by Gordie February 4, 2004
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ManBearPigs

One's ball, or testicular areas. Sometimes known as "cash and prizes."
Yo Getchyo girl off my "ManBearPigs" brah!
by Arun Sharma April 4, 2009
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manbearpig

a realistic animal that al gore made up when he made up global warming (climate change)
manbearpig is super super serially real
by crevin April 5, 2008
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The ManBearPig

You are thrusting the girl in the ass as hard as you possibly can, with no lube or contraceptive, the giver leans over the top of the recievers head inserting their right middle and index finger into the recievers nostrals. With your left hand, you constantly punch / jab her in the stomach. Once she finally falls over and dies or becomes unconscious, guzzle down at least a pint to liter of honey and vomit all over her.

Thus creating "TheManBearPig (A combination of "The Pig" and "The Bear"
Jack: I gave your mom The ManBearPig last night!

Fred: You what?

Jack: Yea, I didn't want to get my hand wet from her mouth so I put it in her nose like The Pig.

Fred: You ate the honey and threw up on her just like The Bear!?

Jack: Yea, it was gross and threw up more!
by Sharkbeam September 23, 2009
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Manbear

A female named Samantha. Originates from the inability of a dense child to pronounce the name Samantha.
What's your name?

Manbear Frankland.

Manbear? That can't be your name. Show me your id. Oh right, you mean Samantha!
by Henry "Henners" D January 1, 2009
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