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Manbye

The act of hanging up on a (usually nagging or self-condradicting) woman by using your penis to press the end call button.
Female: "I believe in equality, that's why women should be pursuing careers because they're better leaders than men ar-"*manbye*
by Javok14 December 11, 2017
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manble

The manble is a complete list of rules to live you life by when it comes to woman
THE MANBLE

The complete guide for the man’s man

Rule 1: Never say you’re sorry unless there is something in it for you preferably sex.

Rule 2: when picking a mate be careful what you ask for. I am firm believer in the boob belly theories and if you have not heard of it go’s like this. A women’s breast size is directly connected to the future size of her belly in short a big breasted women has a 87.5% of having a big belly.

Rule 3: Always keep at least 51% of the power.

Rule 4: Never successfully complete a household chore unless you are planning doing it for the rest of your life.

Rule 5: Try not to interact with your mates girlfriends they are only looking for flaws to be used against you when you least expect it.

Rule 6: Men shall not cook if there is a woman on the premises unless it is outdoors and there is a cooler of beer close by or you just returned home after a long nite of drinking or there is chili involved.

Rule 7: Maintain a list of your success and your mate’s failures to be used in case you are losing an argument. (caution use carefully)

Rule 8: Rain checks - never hold on to a sex rain check for more then 48 hours because

They lose value quickly

Rule 9: If your mate doesn’t work the relationship won’t work ether.

Rule 10: When living with a women that you are not sure is the one always maintain a separate mailing address to avoid the common law status
by Lord Master Jay September 1, 2012
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Manbership

Your card-carrying right to being a man and all the privileges to which you're entitled.
"Hey guys, did you check out the new Coldplay CD?"

"Uh, dude, I think you need to turn in your manbership. Pussy."
by Zotmaster January 16, 2009
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l'manberg

The one true nation where filthy Americans are not allowed, only Europeans, founded by Wilbur Soot and TommyInnit on the Dream SMP server so as to escape persecution from their nationalist government and found ideals and morales, a place without war where people fight with words not actions, The Great Country of L'Manberg is by far the most advanced and most civilised country on the Dream SMP.
Wilbur Soot is the rightful ruler of L'Manberg

I hate Schlatt2020
I hate Coconut2020
I hate Swag2020
I love Pog2020
by TheFunnyJoJoMan October 3, 2020
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l’manberg

l’manberg was a piece of land on the minecraft serverdream smp’. it began with a drug business ran by wilbur soot and tommyinnit. this began the “hot dog van” or the “caravan”. they then recruited fundy, tubbo, niki, eret, and jack manifold. then, l’manberg as a nation wanted to have independence from the dream smp. dream, the creator of the dream smp didn’t agree. this broke out into war. after hours of fighting, eret led them into the ‘final control room’ which was when they portrayed his betrayal and then all the other members were killed. shockingly, tommy gave up his most prized possessions for l’manbergs independence, his music discs mellohi and cat. this stated that l’manberg was a separate nation from dream smp, but was still on their land. but then after a long time being blacklisted, jschlatt makes a reappearance to run in a political war against wilbur. candidates pog2020: wilbur soot & tommyinnit. swag2020: quackity & georgenotfound. coconut2020: niki and fundy and jschlatt2020. after an audience decision, pog2020 had the winning vote, but by the swag2020 and jschlatt2020 former agreement, they combined the votes and jschlatt2020 won the election. the first thing jschlatt did was banish wilbur soot and tommy. jschatt then renames l’manberg, ‘manberg’ because they “don’t take L’s”. wilbur and tommy vanish into the woods and start their new nation, pogtopia. it’s now a cold-blooded war of manberg vs. pogtopia.
“my l’manberg, my l’manberg” - song by wilbur

independence or death, if we get no revolution we want nothing
by dreamy weamy October 19, 2020
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Manberged

to be insulted in a personal and hurting manner, however, it is publicly acceptable because the comment is made under the guise of intellectual and scholarly debate
"Man, that comment Chris made to Liz during the discussion in Contracts class was a real personal attack." "Yeah, she really got Manberged."
by DKforPrez January 29, 2010
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manbeardeer

A spin-off of Al Gores manbearpig. Used to describe someone using the bodybuilding supplement Russian Bear 5000 which is a high protein, high calorie weight gainer that among other things contains Sickadeer antler powder. Therefore becoming 1/2 man 1/2 bear 1/2 deer. Manbeardeer!
Guy 1: Who's that guy over there bench pressing 800 pounds?
Guy 2: That guys always in here throwin weight around. Thats manbeardeer!
by manbeardeer February 11, 2010
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