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The manble is a complete list of rules to live you life by when it comes to woman
THE MANBLE

The complete guide for the man’s man

Rule 1: Never say you’re sorry unless there is something in it for you preferably sex.

Rule 2: when picking a mate be careful what you ask for. I am firm believer in the boob belly theories and if you have not heard of it go’s like this. A women’s breast size is directly connected to the future size of her belly in short a big breasted women has a 87.5% of having a big belly.

Rule 3: Always keep at least 51% of the power.

Rule 4: Never successfully complete a household chore unless you are planning doing it for the rest of your life.

Rule 5: Try not to interact with your mates girlfriends they are only looking for flaws to be used against you when you least expect it.

Rule 6: Men shall not cook if there is a woman on the premises unless it is outdoors and there is a cooler of beer close by or you just returned home after a long nite of drinking or there is chili involved.

Rule 7: Maintain a list of your success and your mate’s failures to be used in case you are losing an argument. (caution use carefully)

Rule 8: Rain checks - never hold on to a sex rain check for more then 48 hours because

They lose value quickly

Rule 9: If your mate doesn’t work the relationship won’t work ether.

Rule 10: When living with a women that you are not sure is the one always maintain a separate mailing address to avoid the common law status
manble by Lord Master Jay September 1, 2012
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Manbership

Your card-carrying right to being a man and all the privileges to which you're entitled.
"Hey guys, did you check out the new Coldplay CD?"

"Uh, dude, I think you need to turn in your manbership. Pussy."
Manbership by Zotmaster January 16, 2009

l'manberg 

The one true nation where filthy Americans are not allowed, only Europeans, founded by Wilbur Soot and TommyInnit on the Dream SMP server so as to escape persecution from their nationalist government and found ideals and morales, a place without war where people fight with words not actions, The Great Country of L'Manberg is by far the most advanced and most civilised country on the Dream SMP.
Wilbur Soot is the rightful ruler of L'Manberg

I hate Schlatt2020
I hate Coconut2020
I hate Swag2020
I love Pog2020
l'manberg by TheFunnyJoJoMan October 3, 2020

l’manberg 

l’manberg was a piece of land on the minecraft server ‘dream smp’. it began with a drug business ran by wilbur soot and tommyinnit. this began the “hot dog van” or the “caravan”. they then recruited fundy, tubbo, niki, eret, and jack manifold. then, l’manberg as a nation wanted to have independence from the dream smp. dream, the creator of the dream smp didn’t agree. this broke out into war. after hours of fighting, eret led them into the ‘final control room’ which was when they portrayed his betrayal and then all the other members were killed. shockingly, tommy gave up his most prized possessions for l’manbergs independence, his music discs mellohi and cat. this stated that l’manberg was a separate nation from dream smp, but was still on their land. but then after a long time being blacklisted, jschlatt makes a reappearance to run in a political war against wilbur. candidates pog2020: wilbur soot & tommyinnit. swag2020: quackity & georgenotfound. coconut2020: niki and fundy and jschlatt2020. after an audience decision, pog2020 had the winning vote, but by the swag2020 and jschlatt2020 former agreement, they combined the votes and jschlatt2020 won the election. the first thing jschlatt did was banish wilbur soot and tommy. jschatt then renames l’manberg, ‘manberg’ because they “don’t take L’s”. wilbur and tommy vanish into the woods and start their new nation, pogtopia. it’s now a cold-blooded war of manberg vs. pogtopia.
“my l’manberg, my l’manberg” - song by wilbur

“independence or death, if we get no revolution we want nothing”
l’manberg by dreamy weamy October 19, 2020

Manberged 

to be insulted in a personal and hurting manner, however, it is publicly acceptable because the comment is made under the guise of intellectual and scholarly debate
"Man, that comment Chris made to Liz during the discussion in Contracts class was a real personal attack." "Yeah, she really got Manberged."
Manberged by DKforPrez January 29, 2010

manbeardeer 

A spin-off of Al Gores manbearpig. Used to describe someone using the bodybuilding supplement Russian Bear 5000 which is a high protein, high calorie weight gainer that among other things contains Sickadeer antler powder. Therefore becoming 1/2 man 1/2 bear 1/2 deer. Manbeardeer!
Guy 1: Who's that guy over there bench pressing 800 pounds?
Guy 2: That guys always in here throwin weight around. Thats manbeardeer!
manbeardeer by manbeardeer February 11, 2010
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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