Makeup Sex

Where you apply makeup on your face and then jack off while raining down tears in front of a full-length mirror.

Goofy: "Gosh Mick-- I heard that Minnie packed up her things and left you?"
Mickey: "Huh Huh! Actually, she came back, apologized and afterwards we had great makeup sex!"
Goofy: "...Is that lipstick on your mouth?"
Mickey, wiping it off nervously: "Huh huh! It must be hers!"

by Professor Simon J. Futtbucker May 31, 2024

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drag makeup

an over exaggerated makeup look, usually done by drag queens/kings but can be done in either form for either gender

“i did drag makeup yesterday”

by symxxxx February 02, 2021

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Makeup

It’s way more than just a foundation bottle or products it’s a sign somebody hurt you in the past and your trying to change so it doesn’t happen again it may start with your moms or sisters but it make you truly insecure just like how it made me

Oh she is wearing so much makeup I could just wipe it all off

by Justsomesadgirl February 23, 2024

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You see how the “Should we allow makeup in the workplace?” Guy is outright defending “Having sex with the disabled in the group home you work in at work” that pretty funny man. That’s a funny thing to see happen.

Hym “No makeup but yes retard sex.... Ok.... That’s... That’s something...”

by Hym Iam November 10, 2022

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makeup

Powdered, liquid, or creamy substances, primarily used by women.
With enough practice to get skilled at it, it allows them to paint an attractive face on top of the original one.

John: Look at that girl, wow, she's stunningly beautiful.

Mark: Cool down bro, I know her. It's all makeup - It makes up for her shitty attitude.

by The Real Gentleman February 16, 2018

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