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Open the Mailbox

A term used to describe someone asking for another person to spread their legs, usually women.
by FS20Chaos2 November 20, 2023
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National Cum in a neighbors mailbox day

National Cum in a neighbors mailbox day is beautiful day dedicated to releasing the previous months load all up in your fellow neighbors virgin mailbox.
Hey mom! Im going to celebrate National Cum in a neighbors mailbox day, by splurging in Mrs. Osbornes mailbox ill be back!!!!
by National Neighbor Cum Day April 17, 2021
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Keep your dick out of your mailbox

Don't fuck your coworkers. Don't date your coworkers. And especially don't do any of that with your boss
Dave: "Dude I fucked my secretary last weekend" You: "Keep your dick out of your mailbox, Dave"
by jimmyjiggler July 11, 2024
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fuck this i'ma ted kaczynski this niggers mailbox

It's a term which means "fuck this i'ma bomb this persons mailbox" in a funny way.
Person 1: "Fuck this i'ma ted kaczynski this niggers mailbox."
Person 2: "What the fuck!?"
by goofygoobergrape33333 January 24, 2025
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Mailboy

A strikingly passionate boy with gifts of golden words and heavenly musical talents. He has been taken from normality delivered as an unearthly being to the world, although still he contains his humble humanity. Most see this boy as the perfect being and until you look into him instead of at him do you see his flaws, his calling of unhappiness. For the few that do look inside they only wish to help this mailboy and return the normality to his life.
A mailboy is an unfortunate musician taken by the deliverance of the postal service.
by xoxoCandacexoxo July 14, 2009
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Mail box zack

Mail box zack is part of the scp foundation and is a terrifying monster who wracked up a bad reputation among his peers as a result he awaits at a mailbox every few hours to beat the skulls of bullies who attacked his friends
Scp foundation terrifying moments with mail box zack
by Elysia_lyn October 23, 2023
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Mailbow

Sharp elbows. Derived from the ex-professional basketball player Karl "The Mailman" Malone, who's infamously sharp elbows injured many other players in his time as a member of the Utah Jazz, Los Angeles Lakers and his alma mater, Louisiana Tech.
Did you see that? David Robinson just got knocked the fuck out by a Mailbow!
by J. Fenn February 27, 2008
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