Macho Bond

The chemistry related jargon for a triple bond, most commonly a carbon to carbon triple bond.

Macho bonds are characterised by their extreme strength, curled moustaches and ability to kick ass against almost any other chemistry related jargon.

E.g.
SciGuy: C=C has a pretty high boiling point but C≡C would kick it's ass any day, it's so Macho.
Class Orgasm: Macho Bond !!!

by Toothpaste Salad January 22, 2009

Mahopac Falls

Mahopac Falls is just a small part of Mahopac, New York. It's pretty trashy part, but most of Mahopac is. Only certain areas were the Snobs live. Mahopac Falls also has named its Kindergarten after it. The kindergarten use to be Elementary school but now its known as the Falls School because it is the only school in Mahopac Falls

Hey, Dude, lets go hang out at the Falls school.

Mahopac Falls is so Gaaaaay, its like, only like, 5 miles all around!!!!! Why even have it?!

by Bob Bobertonnnnnnnnnnnnnn June 30, 2012

Machoism

Machoism is a type of humour.

To be entirely 'macho' is an unrealistic feat for modern men and mostly doesn't exist in its purest form, no one is entirely 'macho'. Therefore, amongst most heterosexual modern men a sense of humour is taken when dealing with idealistic pressures to be 'macho'.

I.e poking fun at the idealism by acting overtly 'macho' in the knowledge that it isn't meant to be taken seriously.

He-man, the idealistic heroic macho man of 90's cartoons is no longer seen as what men aspire to be, but mocked in humour for its unrealistic idealisms.

Machoism, by my definition, sums up a type of humour amongst heterosexual men who mock societal pressures to be unrealisticly macho and unrealistically politically correct.

"Beer! Meat! Me Man, you woman, me strong, me no have emotion" an example of a comment adhering to Machoism

Machoistic humour is used when straight Men are attacked by either sex for being gay if they like something feminine.

"I'm not gay, I'm as straight as action man"

by Arron 'Jinx' Manchester July 22, 2011

randy macho man savage

the act of buying a Slim Jim beef jerky stick, then shoving it up your partner's ass, and either her, or him, poop it out, and you eat it as it comes out, and when you finish you go, "OOOHHHHH YEEEEEEEAH"

Shara gave Michelle a randy macho man savage last night after they purchased some slim jim's at the local seven eleven.

by Eduardo De loa la espanlana osvoaldo locutus October 13, 2006

Matchophobia

The innate fear of matchplay in any sport, but especially tennis.

Jeff does pretty well at practices, but he suffers from matchophobia and loses every match.

by A matchophobia October 25, 2009

Macho-histrionics

The chaotic and aggressive dysregulation that occurs when some adult males are asked to comply with a very simple mask-wearing policy.

"Some meat-head wigged out at the bank when they asked him to wear a mask; I'm so sick of their macho-histrionics."

by N.E. Ologism December 28, 2021

machocist

Someone who abuses themselves or like to be abused; finds pleasure in pain.

Spank ME! It feels SO good....

by Cassandra February 17, 2004