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He lived a great life, having sex with royalty and other people (some say over 100'000 women had sex with him) and is now known in the song - Rasputin - as "Russia's Greatest Love Machine"
If someone is described as being "Russia's Greatest Love Machine" they are a player and should be worshipped by their friends and family.
He lived a great life, having sex with royalty and other people (some say over 100'000 women had sex with him) and is now known in the song - Rasputin - as "Russia's Greatest Love Machine"
If someone is described as being "Russia's Greatest Love Machine" they are a player and should be worshipped by their friends and family.
Person 1: "You know Alex?"
Person 2: "Yeah..."
Person 1: "He had sex with Lucy and Bridget last night"
Person 2: "Whoa, he's almost like Russia's Greatest Love Machine
Person 2: "Yeah..."
Person 1: "He had sex with Lucy and Bridget last night"
Person 2: "Whoa, he's almost like Russia's Greatest Love Machine
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A term only used when picking up dangerous broken electric wires from the road and throwing them away. It is mostly used by bald African American men driving green jeeps while wearing orange pantalons.
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by GilvaSunner February 14, 2012
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These days, deus ex machina has the negative connotation of an utterly improbable, illogical or baseless plot twist that drastically alters the situation, as if the "deus ex machina" came down to give fate that little push.
These days, deus ex machina has the negative connotation of an utterly improbable, illogical or baseless plot twist that drastically alters the situation, as if the "deus ex machina" came down to give fate that little push.
I liked the movie, but the ending was total crap...they could've come up with a better way to beat the villain than the deus ex machina ending of that guy miraculously coming back to life.
by Fluid October 10, 2003
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That sagger was stabbed in the anals by a 3 ft machette.
His pants were too low to protect his disgusting dirty black ass, thus he was macheteraped!
His pants were too low to protect his disgusting dirty black ass, thus he was macheteraped!
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Get the bush machine mug.1. An unexpected power or event saving a seemingly hopeless situation, especially as a contrived plot device in a play or novel.
2. A bullshit way of saving a character in a movie, novel, or play.
2. A bullshit way of saving a character in a movie, novel, or play.
1. Man- The bet Peter made in the end of Dodgeball: An Underdog Story is such bullshit Deus Ex Machina!
2. The whole "love" thing from Harry Potter.
2. The whole "love" thing from Harry Potter.
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