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a stupid app for stupid ass mums

they literally reported me for making a fake account :/
and what kind of poor dumbass downloads a mothers equivalent to a dating app when they can just search it up themselves

lazy ass hags
me: mum…why do you have an app called ‘mush’ on your phone?
mum: its a parenting app.
me: *checks app*
me: fucking shitty app full of disgusting mothers
mush by jayquan. May 1, 2021
Omg mum your a mush
Mush by Carrotgarderner May 15, 2021
Mush is another word for ''Cool.'' Which dates back to Rhodesia.
''Doesn't look so mush when ridin' through the bush''
Mush by Callsign_Rack July 21, 2021
to passionately kiss.
“she’s so cute! i just wanna mush”
mush by plainmilks September 4, 2021
mush is a very special food that consists of cous cous, chocolate sauce, spinach and custard. It is man kinds greatest invention and a world delicacy. Elon Musk and Season 1 El Hopper eat it space.
El: Mmmmm Mush
Elon: Mush
Mush by evolutiongonewrong September 16, 2021
5'0 105 Pound Degenerate Gambler. Drives over the speed limit almost always, and has not hit a bet since the Eagles won the Super Bowl.
Hey Mush, how much did you loose this weekend?
Mush by cmatttt October 12, 2021