White Mosquito

A slang term for the homosexual act of ejaculating in a man's rectum, then inserting a straw into the rectum to suck out the semen.

Harry likes to White Mosquito with this dad. (SICK FUCK)

by jon NAy boi June 27, 2006

mosquito-fucker

An insult implying the person being insulted has a penis small enough to allow intercourse with a mosquito. Often preceded by the adjective "needle-dicked."

Listen, you needle-dicked mosquito-fucker, get out of my face before I stomp you into the pavement.

by Grouchy Alaskan January 11, 2009

dick mosquito

A dick mosquito is a person who is always sucking dick and does anything to get the D.

Jack: Yo man you know that girl Tiffany.
Matt: Yea bro shes such a dick mosquito. Shes always sucking random dick.

by Wofnek July 1, 2014

mosquito bites

mosquito bites is another phrase meaning no boobs at all

omg that girll alice has no boobs she has mosquito bites

by loulouxxx June 22, 2009

mosquito tweeter

a penis. more like a small penis

you know your funkier than a mosquito tweeter.

by unanimous person May 14, 2008

Baghdad Mosquito

A compilation of news sources dealing with the middle East, it is put together by the U.S. government and used by HTT (Human Terrain Team) members and other military personnel to keep abreast of current events and local sentiment.

Source: declassified HTT training manual.

Let's read the latest issue of the"Baghdad Mosquito" to learn what's going on in the Middle East.

by Ats1rtnay August 2, 2011

Mosquito Jew

A Jew, usually of high intellect, who, when engaged in an argument with someone, will find any intellectual weakness and ruthlessly exploit it in an unrelenting manner.

Jack: did you see Ben Shapiro on Piers Morgan talking about guns?

Mick: ye.

Jack: What a Mosquito Jew.

Mick. Ye.

by BonerMasterMick March 25, 2020