Acronym for master of marijuana. Also you may have a Grandmom which would be a grand master of marijuana. To become a mom you must complete the necessary charges. Such as one have bought a significant amount of marijuana, sold a significant amount of marijuana and smoked a significant amount of marijuana. Also you must own and use frequently the instruments of the trade.
by Dylan V. March 29, 2008
Get the mommug. The annoying, embarrassing, bitch who gave birth to you and pretends to love you. She spanks your ass and grounds you for a month.
by gra gra October 13, 2014
Get the mommug. the greast women to ever live on this planet
mothers take time to make kids kids should smile&love there mom back 100%
even if they smoke still respect them 100%
mothers take time to make kids kids should smile&love there mom back 100%
even if they smoke still respect them 100%
by nick January 10, 2004
Get the mommug. by FatherTerry December 22, 2020
Get the Mommug. me: *plays minecraft and gets blown up by creeper*
me: aw man, i didnt even hear it hissing( in a calm tone)
my mom: you better watch your tone, i dont think you should be playing that game, its making you violent
me: i was calm when i said that
my mom: DONT ARGUE WITH ME BOY
my dad: yeah kid, if you dont have anything nice to say, then you grounded
true story
me: aw man, i didnt even hear it hissing( in a calm tone)
my mom: you better watch your tone, i dont think you should be playing that game, its making you violent
me: i was calm when i said that
my mom: DONT ARGUE WITH ME BOY
my dad: yeah kid, if you dont have anything nice to say, then you grounded
true story
by chicken en rice. February 3, 2022
Get the mommug. Me: hey mom can I have $20
Mom: no, dose it look like I’m made outta money?
Me: Made
Outta
Money
Mom: (sighs knowing that if she wins I’ll keep trying)
Mom: no, dose it look like I’m made outta money?
Me: Made
Outta
Money
Mom: (sighs knowing that if she wins I’ll keep trying)
by maksym1000 July 4, 2019
Get the Mommug. 