Moldoon

Moldoon:- Mol·doon - (mohl-doon) (mʌlˈduːn)

A foolish or stupid person akin to a clown or a bufoon.

Moldoonary:-

A foolish or stupid situation or act or to act like a moldoon.

Moldoonary
"Look at what that moldoon is doing over there"
"He/She is such a moldoon"
"He/She was driving like a moldoon"
"Don't be such a moldoon"

Moldoonary
"There is some sheer moldoonary going on here"
"This is absolute moldoonary"
"Moldoonary of the first order"

by garethmk1 August 19, 2012

Moldy Rolls

Mold that lingers under rolls of fat.

"Bro, don't give him your pencils to store in his fat, he got moldy rolls."

by The Man with No Name November 7, 2017

moldy twat

A musty, moist, stank pussy badly in need of a few douches before ever getting fucked again.

Dude, so I was with Cathy the other night and I would've fucked her but she had such a moldy twat. I told her to douche with gasoline and a match so I could hit that.

by Mike -Hunt January 11, 2008

Moldy Bag Pipe

When you don't wash your balls for a week and commence to tea bag a cum chuggin skank.

After a weeklong bender I met a sloppy skank and gave her a moldy bag pipe!

by irish ass monkey June 24, 2010

Moldy Corn-dog

The sexual act of vomiting on a man's penis while giving it a blow job.

X: Can I please give you a Moldy Corn-dog?
Y: Ewww, no way!

by Pain E. December 9, 2010

Moldy Voldy

A play name for Voldemort, the villain of Harry Potter. Scorpius Malfoy says this when he is comforting Albus. It is funny.

A: I hate Moldy Voldy!
B: No, Umbridge is much worse than Moldy Voldy!!!!
C: I hate Harry Potter...
A and B: WE HATE YOU!

by IloveHarryPotteritisthebest November 12, 2018

moldy locks

Dirty dreadlocks or the intentionally homeless, jobless, and dirty, but, unintentionally trendy and shallow simpleton who is wearing them. Usually a white kid between the ages of 14-28; Male and female; Always having a Bob Marley poster in there apartment or house; Always asking you for change; Always self-contradictory.

Another name for a waspafarian is moldy locks.

by sonicturkey April 30, 2006