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Modern Whorefare

The act of having sex with a girl while playing Call of Duty. (or Vice-Versa)
Yo Drizzy, my girl came over and we played Modern Whorefare together. It was amazing!
by DrizzyH-Baby August 11, 2010
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modern jackass

a person that talks expertly about something he/she actually knows nothing about

(Defined by the NPR show This American Life)
Usually occurs in a conversation when you know a little about a subject and when asked to expand upon it, you extrapolate completely unrelated nonsense.

"What are trans fatty acids?"
"Fats that have an extra hydrogen atom on it"
"What is that bad for you?"
insert modern jackass line
by Rian D Fowler September 3, 2005
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Modern Warjob

The process of getting a blowjob, handjob, or in extreme cases a blumpkin while playing call of duty modern warfare
Situation 1.

Joe, "Dude i can't talk right now I'm getting a modern warjob"

Bob, "Is that why your K.D. sucks macock?"

Situation 2.

Joe, "i just got 10th prestige!"

Bob, "i just got a nuke"

Bill, "I just got a modern warjob"
by Modern Warjob Expert VI July 25, 2010
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Modern Warfare 2 Rampage

When getting extremely pissed at MW2, and unable control your anger. It's common to break things while feeling this anger, either your controller, your headset, your tv, and even your xbox. After breaking some of these valuable things you then realize 2 minutes later that u just flipped out on a videogame and broke something very expensive, and dont wanna pay for a new one.
WTF. MOTHER FUCKER!!! I'V FUCKIN DIED 12 TIMES IN A ROW WUT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THIS PIECA SHIT GAME. (dies again). FUCK THIS SHIT. (throws controller at wall)
(2 mins later) FUCK ME. I FUCKIN BROKE MY CONTROLLER (end of modern warfare 2 rampage).
by alexx93 August 13, 2010
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Modern Rock

Modern rock is a radio format often wrongly used interchangeably with Alternative Rock or other genres. The simple fact of the matter is that since "Modern Rock" just refers to recent bands and actually doesn't actually follow any specific style, it is not a genre at all.
Person A: i luv modern rock, lolz
Person B: That makes no sense.
by Username is Taken February 21, 2009
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Modern Warfare 2

The sequel to Infinity Ward's 2007 masterpiece, Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare.

Set to release on November 10th, 2009, this game will blow your mind, and that's a fact. Don't ask me for my time machine, because I don't need one to know that that's true.
guy #1: Dude did you hear about Modern Warfare 2?

guy #2: No dude, what's that.

guy #1: (bitch slaps guy #2) That question doesn't even deserve a response.
by gimmedatsammich March 26, 2009
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modern warfare 2

modern warfare2 is a game with great single player but terrible multiplayer

very easy to hack, mod, spam, and glitch

i along with other are into a new trend called

Nuke-boosting and Riot Shield Boosting

Nuke Boosting allows you and a friend to spam every game with tactical nukes so much that the game becomes unplayable for anyone

Riot Shield Boosting allows you to level up and cheat your way through points

WARNING: BOOSTING IS VERY ADDICTIVE
hey after skool lets go home and try to find a new hack on modern warfare 2
by cobaltkiller1989 March 14, 2010
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