mocs

Short for moccasins, the chillest of all footwear.
Said by those to chill to say the entire word.

Guy 1: Nice mocs, bro. Where'd you get them?
Guy 2: Actually I stole them from your mom after I banged her last night.
Guy 1: That's cool, man.

by saulgoode February 23, 2011

momosexual

A momo or momosexual is a male that falls somewhere between a metrosexual and a homosexual. This is usually a metrosexual male that is yet to come out of the closet. Unlike a conventional metrosexual who cares about his appearance and hygiene, he does actually have homosexual tendencies (which he may or may not know about).

"Dude, wearing that pink sweater and baby blue wife beater at the Portsea Pub is really pushing your luck. The bogans aint going to like it. You are such a momosexual!"

by darbers July 30, 2008

Mocks

The mocks are a practice test that all Irish students in third and sixth year take for preparation for there junior/ leaving cert. it’s all a fucking waste of everyone’s time and puts too much stress on everyone.

Teacher: Now don’t worry, it’s only the mocks!

Unfortunately, all teachers say this but in reality, they will beat you if you don’t do well 🤙
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by Robzfee29 January 31, 2019

El Moco

El Moco aka Moco is an American actor, rapper, and producer of music, television, and film. He's cousins with Adrián, Alex, and Aarón Amilián.

Hello motherfucker I'm El Moco...nuff said

by El_Moco February 12, 2021

monosex

1. To have sex with oneself.
2. To practice oral sex on oneself.

"and no im not gonna cum in my mouth or monosex ha myself to i cum you fags who are getting hung!"

by Fathead Joe January 21, 2004

Monosectoarialism

The cientific definition of a boner. Mono= One Secto=Area Arial= Sky high

One area (of the body) sky high *_-

Bill: "Do you want to touch my monosectoariali?"

Dawn: "Yes, I didn't know you had Monosectoarialism. May I touch it?"

by Mikel, Tyler December 20, 2008

moco

A county where people who have Bar Mitzvahs and live in Potomac give out CamelBacks as party favors for hundred people or so. My home county, public schools call off school TOO much

Person 1: Hey is that some ice I see on that tree over there?
Person 2: CODE RED!!! EVERYONE INSIDE!!! WINTER WEATHER EMERGENCY!!!

by Nick F. January 28, 2004