memphis vanderberg

A loyal man who proceeds to do bad things, but they always turn outright

Memphis Vanderberg took me to dinner but didn't pay his bill.

by hey mr mr September 24, 2019

Memphis Dry Rub

when a woman gives you a handjob using sandpaper as a glove. The idea is that through the intense pain, your adrenaline kicks in and releases the missing endorphins to make you feel good. Then you cope with a bleeding dick.

Half my dick is missing after that Memphis Dry Rub. I have to poop.

by Limey fuck December 16, 2008

Memphis Left / Memphis Right

A Memphis Left is a meneuver where a motor vehicle (particularly a pick-up truck) makes a left turn directly from the far right lane of a road comprised of four or more lanes.

A Memphis Right is just the opposite... where a vehice makes a right turn directly from the far left lane of such a road.

The phrase was coined from the observation that these meneuvers happen most frequently in Memphis, Tennesse.

...that guy made a Memphis Left / Memphis Right coming off of Union...

by Colonel_Cheesemonkey October 3, 2006

memphis mud

a variation of the infamous codeine syrup from the southern states.

Sipping on some memphis mud from my cup.

by moe green July 4, 2006

Memphis Beat

The act of masturbating using a fried peanut butter and banana sandwich.

Having run out of lube, Jerry went with the next best thing a memphis beat.

by Sikker April 24, 2011

Memphis mouthwash

when a man jizzes in a womans mouth then pisses in it, leaving a scent reminiscent of the southern cesspool of Memphis Tennessee.

"Did you hear about Amy Winehouse?

yeah she showed up to an interview smelling like Memphis mouthwash

by honkyhater69 November 25, 2011

Memphis Taco

While having sex with a girl Missionary style, you reach for a hidden jar of dry rub bbq sauce, and while singing the chorus of Marc Cohn's "Walking in Memphis," you cover the girl's vagina with said rub. Subsquently, you donkey punch the girl and then leave; continuing with the second verse, "Saw the Ghost of Elvis...on Union Ave..."

"Did you hear what happened to Andy last night?" "Of course, he gave some chick a memphis taco and then slept with her best friend!"

by The Gunnn March 28, 2008