Spooptown Mayor

In a group of friends, the mayor of spooptown is the one that doesnt get scared by anyone or anything

woah dude, Jacob is the Real Spooptown Mayor!

by Moonie, the moonpie September 28, 2020

The Mayor of Fucktown

A self-referential term used by friend or colleague who is never not fucked.

Said friend has existed in a negative space for too long a time and has accepted the constant life-fucking they're being subjected to, thus declaring him/herself The Mayor of Fucktown. Typically, they're genuinely happy, if not downright giddy, when someone joins them to wallow in shared misery.

Side-note: self-declared mayors are prone to greetings such as "Welcome to Fucktown!"

Chenille: "My boss just told us no more WFH Fridays (sigh).. welcome to Fucktown."

Ron: "I got fired for drinking on the job and a cop gave me a DUI on the way home. I'm The Mayor of Fucktown!"

by BlkFlg August 11, 2024

Chicago Mayor

There it is! THERE it is! He says it out loud!

Hym "Chicago Mayor says his kids are more important than everyone else! You hear that folks? Parental Dictatorship! We live for them and their fuck trophies! Can't pay your bills? Doesn't matter. 'My kids have soccer practice!' Robbed out of a billion dollars? 'Shouldn't have given more of a shit about my mongrel kids!' We live to be harvested by fat-cock Parental Dictatorship!"

by Hym Iam February 7, 2024

Super Mayor

A title self-declared by Tiffany Henyard to describe her successful term as mayor of the suburban village of Dolton, Illinois.

"My water bill is too high and my small business is sinking" - helpless civilian
"Don't Worry, I, your Super Mayor, will lower future bills and keep small businesses afloat!" - Tiffany Henyard

by tiffanyhenyard#1fan March 26, 2024

the mayor

sex trafficker

the mayor is here Business to attend to

by roofie bitches June 20, 2024

The mayor

Guy tom goes to see.. on adult swim. Yes, that mayor

Person: Guess in this episode tom goes to the mayor

OP: I don’t know what they’re talking about but the faces are hilarious..sometimes..

by Say_Words November 8, 2025

crack mayor of helsinki

Social and political satire/criticism of the international attention and notoriety of former drug use, known associations with prostitutes, and daily internet memes of formet Toronto mayor.

Have you seen the latest meme on the crack mayor of helsinki?

Where the hells Helsinki?

Exactly.

by Modern Women December 20, 2025