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Matthews

Matthew is a cool guy he eat the booty like Kevin gates if you shi in his mouth he’s going to sock you in your mouth.
It’s true I shi in Matthewsmouth and he socked me
by Kgugufhdudifhfu November 21, 2021
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Matthew

A person with sort of abs, well say they have abs but actually have flab’s! They are huge simps and love mirror pics. They are walking red flags
Matthew has flab’s !
by Prodahoodplayer69 November 22, 2021
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Matthew

A handsome & sweet guy. He's definitely a ladies man & you'll probably fall for him right away. He is super athletic & funny & super fun to be around. All the girls are crushing on him but he's dating the most popular girl in school. He has amazing hair and he's super strong. He cares about his friends but also likes to play around a little. If you are lucky enough to have him, never let go of him.
Girl 1: "Omg, that guy is so hot!"
Girl 2: "I bet his name is Matthew!"
by glisteningstar February 4, 2018
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Matthew

Some kid who everyone thinks is an ugly kid, but he has piercing sea-blue eyes, and dirty blonde hair. He's always faithful, and loves the girl he's with. Also intelligent.
Hey, look at Matthew over there, he's so ugly and I hear he has lizard rabies.

Hey! He's my boyfriend, and he isn't ugly on the inside! Learn more about him beforehand, dick biscuit!
by BladeF January 18, 2012
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Matthew

The hottest, sexiest man alive. He is also the king of long dicks.
"I wish I was like Matthew!"
by BrownieKing June 7, 2021
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Matthew

A really hot man with a massive cock who also just so happens to look like a cross between the ice age baby and the fish from megamind
by Mysterious man of meth February 21, 2022
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Matthew

Matthews are always the sweetest guys on earth, and even though they're sometimes a little too silly, they have a very deep, emotional side that is very hard to find. Matthews make the best friends, and give their all to everything they care about.
Matthew is the sweetest guy ever!!
by Copperhighlights December 19, 2016
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