Matthew is a very mean person who likes to stalk innocent girls and torment them, who is also into uncles.
by yourfavoritesicilian November 22, 2021
A handsome & sweet guy. He's definitely a ladies man & you'll probably fall for him right away. He is super athletic & funny & super fun to be around. All the girls are crushing on him but he's dating the most popular girl in school. He has amazing hair and he's super strong. He cares about his friends but also likes to play around a little. If you are lucky enough to have him, never let go of him.
by glisteningstar February 04, 2018
Some kid who everyone thinks is an ugly kid, but he has piercing sea-blue eyes, and dirty blonde hair. He's always faithful, and loves the girl he's with. Also intelligent.
Hey, look at Matthew over there, he's so ugly and I hear he has lizard rabies.
Hey! He's my boyfriend, and he isn't ugly on the inside! Learn more about him beforehand, dick biscuit!
Hey! He's my boyfriend, and he isn't ugly on the inside! Learn more about him beforehand, dick biscuit!
by BladeF January 13, 2012
"I wish I was like Matthew!"
by BrownieKing June 08, 2021
A really hot man with a massive cock who also just so happens to look like a cross between the ice age baby and the fish from megamind
by Mysterious man of meth February 21, 2022
Matthews are always the sweetest guys on earth, and even though they're sometimes a little too silly, they have a very deep, emotional side that is very hard to find. Matthews make the best friends, and give their all to everything they care about.
by Copperhighlights December 20, 2016