Mateo

Mateo is a boy who you may have a crush on. Pisces, not short but not tall, not that cute but kinda cute, is friends with guaica, soccer/sporty kid, skinny asf, a lot of girls like him, and has an iphone 11 but no social media. whats the point of getting a phone without social media..? anyways, you try to become friends with him and hes understanding the assignment. a little. dark hair and eyes. kind of wimpy. he acts gay sometimes, in a stupid way (as in humping a cone and such dumb actions) but you still talk to him. you really want to be best friends with him , but not act too weird about it. he is the only boy in your class you try to be friends with.. almost.

mateo: what it says up there

by DojaCat_Official May 24, 2022

Mateo Bernal

fucking nigger

oh my god! Mary! Is that a Mateo Bernal??!

Yes! Hes a fucking nigger!

by mateobernalhater April 9, 2024

Mateo

A soccer player who is happy and homeless with a few good friends he likes dick and is always bored

You Is that Mateo
Me Yep

by dhhsjsjsjdhdhddhdh November 17, 2022

Mateo the gooner

Mateo is an incredibly skilled gooner. His other favorite pastime is in his thinking chamber, where he thinks of ways to be able to edge for longer periods of time.

Mateo the gooner is the best gooner in town!!

by mateothegoonerfan April 16, 2024

Mateo

Extraordinary person who will soon be famous so look out, and loves Sofia Wylie

“I wish I was Mateo”

by Senku May 13, 2022

Mateo Tirone

Hot Puerto Rican babe who does the sickest card tricks. Everyone loves him, except for certain people who are mad because of how hot he is. Just wait until Mateo fucks ur shit up, he will pop a magic cap on yo ass and u won't be ready for it. He will make u feel like you have just been raped by an albino elephant on viagra. Don't ask about how he does his magic or he will shove a rake in your crack.

Random Chick: Did you see Mateo Tirone??
Other Random Chick: Yeah i asked him how he did a sick-ass card trick and he put a rake in my ass!
Random Chick: I want a rake in my ass.

by dads_asshole634 December 20, 2017

Mateo Lozano

Mateo is that guy with the D that the girls love (12 inches) also he plays football, soccer, and basketball and he likes that one girl in his friends class and he loves rap and get alll them bitches

veronica:oh my god Mateo Lozano is coming *has orgasim*

by 0000021212fdsffdfsfd February 18, 2019