J masta

A chunky lively fella (or girl) that determines whats funny and what's not. the "J" in the J Masta, stands for joke. So it's really a "Joke Masta" but it doesn't sound as fly. The J Masta makes up all the latest jokes but often ends up embarrassing themselves among their peers. There is 1 J Masta per state, but the one in Washington is most definably the most obese and sliest at making dem jokes.

"Did you here the latest joke made by the J Masta?"

by Spiffytapper April 21, 2008

chode masta

The slimiest hairiest juiciest little chode of all. The lease of the juicy chodes and all the chodes praise him

Kevin-hey brendon do you love the chode
Brendon-Fuck chodes
Kevin-NEVER DISOBEY THE CHODE MASTA

by king of chodes April 5, 2016

rasta masta

The super chill, straight Poppin, leader of North Korea, Kim jong un.

1)Eye it's the Rasta masta!
2) oh shit, hail!

by おっぱい専門家 April 11, 2017

Mastacated

To completely tear something or someone apart.

"Did you see how bad that guy got beat?"

"Yeah, he got mastacated."

by FaShizzle March 6, 2004

mastacious

A woman having overly large breast's, referred to as Mastasia.

I only date mastacious women.

by J McGill January 2, 2009

Nose masta

To be a master brown noser; An expert at ass kissing; To have an enormous nose

That dude is t3h n0s3 m4st4!!!!111

by d00d April 27, 2004

masta blasta

sexual term; A masta blasta or master blaster is when you have the biggest ejaculation in your your entire life. Usually happens on face but in other words, biggest load you ever had

dude 1: Dude i did a masta blasta on my girlfriend yesterday she almost drowned.

Dude 2: You have to be more careful one more like that and she will drown.

Dude 3: OH SHIT

by moshi182 June 18, 2009