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Man, I'm hungry as shit

A secret code created by Kevin Hart's friend used to silence your friends of talking about sketch subjects (such as a girl you met in a club that you cheated on your wife on) while your children or wife is in the room.
Man 1: *Calls Man 2*
Man 2: *Noticing that their wife is in the room* "Man, I'm hungry as shit."
Man 1: "Me too, anyways, what's going on."
Man 2: "Not much..."

Etc. Etc.
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Man, I'm hungry as shit

A code phrase invented by Kevin Hart's smartest dumbest friend Harry. It is used to avoid discussing topics that would get them in trouble with their wives/girlfriends.
Sam: So, how about last night at the club....

Chris: Man, I'm hungry as shit!

Sam: I'm not, I just ate. Man you was so....

Chris: Sammy! I said "Man, I'm hungry as shit!"

Sam: Why don't you get a footlong at Subway for $5?

Chris: Sammy! I said "MAN, I AM HUNGRY AS SHIT!!!!!"

Sam: Then why don't you eat that fine girl's pussy?

Ashleigh M 

Definitely a weirdo, stays up late at night, always parties, loves chipotle, and guys ;) definitely a hottie, very protective, likes Mexican music, probably a southern girl who was a lifeguard at some point in her life, loves the sea, and turtles, probably in a sorority too.
Guy 1: yo who is that? She's hot!

Guy 2: I don't know but with an ass like that her name must be Ashleigh M!!
Ashleigh M by Somecollegeguy October 22, 2019

Roses are red, as silent as a mouse, i opened your door, i'm inside your house 

Roses are red, as silent as a mouse, i opened your door, i'm inside your house just say it

Ma Shuqa 

Salaam ma shuqa! Kidanh?!
Ma Shuqa by Punjabi Shah June 15, 2009
A term in ebonics (ignore occasional wiggers) in reference to a male sexual organ.
Jerome said to that over-used hoe: DON'T TOUCH "MA SHIT" YO!
Ma Shit by MandingoTrump September 5, 2018

Kali Ma Shakti de 

1. Invoking the spiritual power of Kali, the Hindu goddess of creation, preservation, destruction, fear and death. It is referred to a quote in the movie "Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom".

2. A common formula to repel mosquitoes.
"Kali Ma Shakti de"

1. Doesn't work.

2. Works quite well. Always better when used with karate moves. Please try it and report to us.
Kali Ma Shakti de by n00light August 20, 2006