by DiddyMkDickalot June 14, 2017

To verbally destroy someone. Term became widely used as a result of the British Soap Opera character Bet Lynch, a wise cracking barmaid famous for put downs.
by Corrieface November 12, 2020

When you are about to cum and you grip right under the head of your penis as to not let anything come out. It's painful yet satisfying.
Oh my God dude, last night she gave me a penis lynching! It hurt like a son of a bitch, but I would totally do it again!
by Janae's snatcher July 5, 2016

"Dude how was the game?"
"It was pretty lynch toad"
"What happened to your car Leonardo?"
"I drove it off a cliff, now I'm stuck with this piece of lynch toad"
"It was pretty lynch toad"
"What happened to your car Leonardo?"
"I drove it off a cliff, now I'm stuck with this piece of lynch toad"
by The Kiberian Husky March 6, 2010

by Misha1369 September 29, 2009

by lynch mobb May 10, 2016

by tittybitches November 13, 2013
