-girl finds out her boyfriend of 6 years was having an affair with another chick for a year-
(text message to boy)
Girl : You are a lying cunt!
(text message to boy)
Girl : You are a lying cunt!
by karmamagic19 January 8, 2020
Get the Lying Cuntmug. Alice in Chains fan 1:
"Dude, get the Music Bank CD if you want to hear some tight Alice in Chains demos, including Lying season!"
Alice in Chains fan 2:
mmmkay!
"Dude, get the Music Bank CD if you want to hear some tight Alice in Chains demos, including Lying season!"
Alice in Chains fan 2:
mmmkay!
by kolorful October 27, 2008
Get the lying seasonmug. by sTROODLE May 5, 2004
Get the Ly, Shouamug. Nick: "Hey Mike...Michael Ly!"
Mike: "I'm behind you, idiot."
Nick: "Oh, sorry. Anyway, can you help me out with this Chinese book I have? I'm stuck on this word-"
Mike: "I can't really speak Chinese, sorry."
Nick: "...you mean...you don't know any Chinese? Your own mother/ father-speaking, native language which founded your heritage and the culture of your ancestors?!"
Mike: "Yeah, I don't actually know."
Nick: "So I could call you a tóng xìng and you wouldn't have any fucking clue would you?"
Mike: "No. I am ashamed of myself."
Nick: "That's right. Now go and sit in the corner you tóng xìng. And while you're there, you can cry for me...yes, cry...cry for me!"
Mike: *cries*
Nick: "Cry louder!"
Mikes: *cries more, then takes Samurai sword and performs Harikiri* (this is technically Japanese but we know that Chinese and Japanese are the same thing).
Mike: "I'm behind you, idiot."
Nick: "Oh, sorry. Anyway, can you help me out with this Chinese book I have? I'm stuck on this word-"
Mike: "I can't really speak Chinese, sorry."
Nick: "...you mean...you don't know any Chinese? Your own mother/ father-speaking, native language which founded your heritage and the culture of your ancestors?!"
Mike: "Yeah, I don't actually know."
Nick: "So I could call you a tóng xìng and you wouldn't have any fucking clue would you?"
Mike: "No. I am ashamed of myself."
Nick: "That's right. Now go and sit in the corner you tóng xìng. And while you're there, you can cry for me...yes, cry...cry for me!"
Mike: *cries*
Nick: "Cry louder!"
Mikes: *cries more, then takes Samurai sword and performs Harikiri* (this is technically Japanese but we know that Chinese and Japanese are the same thing).
by 1nyro January 24, 2009
Get the Michael Lymug. by billybillyohbilly August 21, 2009
Get the not even lyingmug. Someone who lies about being some kind of a legend but it's based on only stories they made up & fictional facts they created in their own imagination.
by 0808NAX May 8, 2018
Get the Lying Legendmug. by swerveoota November 7, 2020
Get the Lying Legmug.