A lumpy Julia

Same as a lumpy Jack, except it is when a man is fucking a girl in the anus and shoves his balls into the girl's asshole.

I was fucking Sarah last night and I gave her a lumpy Julia. It was fucked up.

by Punk Rodgers May 19, 2009

Goody's Lumpy Funtube

Modern colloquialism for cervical cancer, referencing the gross, racist, talentless waste of atoms Jade Goody. Just to take the edge off a diagnosis.

You've tested positive for Goody's Lumpy Funtube!

by I Am Evil Dave March 25, 2009

dumpy gumpy lumpy shumpy

When u realize that gaga gets more plastic than most of the roads yall countries got in succulent plants that rlly give sixteen passports for sanitizing most of the times with ps4 controllers with dababy

NOOO!, you did nottt just dumpy gumpy lumpy shumpy

by Dawn of the DIarrhoea April 6, 2022

A lumpy Jack

When a man who is having anal sex with another man shoves his balls up the other man's asshole.

Terry was going hard with Frank. They did everything; Terry said that he even gave Frank a lumpy Jack.

by Punk Rodgers May 19, 2009

Carrying a lumpy baby

A massive poo, turtlin', touching cloth, full of fecel matter.

I need a monumental dump so bad, I feel like I'm carrying a lumpy baby.

by kwaiiawk January 22, 2019

little bit lumpy

said after farting...indication of possibility of shitting oneself, and/or 'giving birth'

i blew one that was a little bit lumpy

hey joe! warint (weren't or wasn't) tha' one jus a lil' bit lumpy?l

by michael foolsley December 10, 2009

Humpy Lumpy

Humpy Lumpy is when flour is more than just a little lumpy.

Wife was making biscuits this morning telling me that the flour was still a little lumpy but at least it was not "Humpy Lumpy"

by GreginRome July 10, 2011